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Vanish

I am the popular demand! they have a limited supply on-hand

About Me



I am society's social lubricant! I am an epidemic. I grow more and more POWERFUL BY THE DAY!!!! MUU HAHAHAHAHA!!! You can usually find me in the spotlight. Hey i am a leo it comes naturally.. Look for the lights and my screaing hords of fans and you will find me. If its random i like it. If its a party I like it.

My Interests

Taking over new cities. Leg humping. Lube

PLAYA PLAYA!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Underpants knomes, anybody who's name has a Q in it.. or should have a Q. or even a Z ya a Z might be nice!
Random people randomly!

Music:

Hip Hop Reggae and polka

PIMPED

Movies:

are really just things to make your brain go into sloth mode for an hour and half.. mind numbing experiences!

Television:

Family Guy, the weather network, that really cool government channel. see movies ^^^

Books:

porn mags count? I am iliterate. Can't read or write

Heroes:

Captain Underpants, the movie phone guy, The dice... bastards are unpredictable!

My Blog

Pants!!!

Good news everyone... i have resolved one of my many issues!!! I have a major issue with keeping clothes on.. i like to be naked what can i say? well i figured out why.. i remembered that when i was a...
Posted by Vanish on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:59:00 PST

Lets go with good this time

The last few blogs that i have written have all been bad so lets make a good one..  forget negative lets get positive...  just to make me happy , thats all this is Time to get back to having...
Posted by Vanish on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:57:00 PST

quote of a life time

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - smoke of some ...
Posted by Vanish on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:10:00 PST

i think i have a liver ninja

ok so after this weekends Ottawa trip.. i caught my liver using my phone to buy a 1 way ticket to Honalulu... it tried to leave me a note that read "FAK U" Dear Ottawa i am sorry for what happend. but...
Posted by Vanish on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:41:00 PST

baby powder! damn lil pimpin~~~

damn you lil pimpin... young pimp and i  started a bbq and then big pimpin came by and the baby powder came out.... young pimpin got it big pimpin gott it even my sister got it....... then i got ...
Posted by Vanish on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:32:00 PST

Churnobled!

omg! Erin came to see Scot from th WA (Ottawa). Scot called John. John Scot and Erin attacked Newmarket. The long and short of what happened? A lot of booze, tons of laughing, a possible marriage...
Posted by Vanish on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:12:00 PST