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My Heart Just Got Punk'd. I Used To Love For Free But It Cost Me Something....So Now....I Charge.

About Me


My name is KEL….errr..ok…I preened it up a bit…it’s really KELLOGZ
I am unspoiled by meaning. I am unallied by definition. My personality exceeds the brackets and margins of the norms. I have no past. I have no future. I am this moment now.
That Sounded Rather Odd…Here We Go…Lemme Try Again…
I am in my twenties and this is so far what I have discerned a few about who the person I became.
I have lived 77% of my life wearing black and I intend to keep exhausting my days ahead doing so.
BLACK. BLACK. BLACK.
Am I Goth? NO.
Am I Emo The New Goth? Still NO.
Oh but I love Silvers and Whites though.
Enough of That.
I have this instinct that I was born to be an artist and so I carry this illusory notion in my head that I actually am an artist
Why So?
I pursue rationale on every baloney
I seek integrity in each malevolence
I quest beauty in all unsightly.
I undergo euphoria when crafting something out of nothing.
I turn into such a bitch of a perfectionist when it comes to art or designing projects.
I tend to naively overlook cost when it comes to artistic faculty.
I feel extremely “Courtney-Love-Insane” slash “Britney-Spears-Head-Shaving-Demented” sentimental about my works.
I perceive things differently, a little too differently.
It’s congruently a blessing as much as it is a curse.
What Else?
I am such a colossal slut for art, foreign and indie films.
I am the certified tramp for classic rock tunes.
I am a borderline himbo for vintage everythings.
I am converted to an easy ho when it comes to photography.
I am passionate about speaking my thinkings.
I want my voice heard but I don’t necessarily aim my opinions to be everyones opinion too.
I believe verbalization is a powerful tool of expression, but not the most powerful and effectual though.
I don’t read a lot of books. I just browse magazines.
I dig blogs though. The point is the length of material.
I even think I hate reading, but I certainly listen. I love hearing sense and a few nonsense that has sense.
I peculiarly love writing. Essays. Narratives. Not Poems.
I don't believe in God. I appreciate faith though.
I am not vain, contrary to the popular commoners' belief.
I am unselfconfident. I exploit my way of dressing-up to obscure that fact.
I overly-accessorize. I effort to cloak my lack in looks in trying so.
I guise myself with my character of which in my belief is a little enhanced than my physical image.
I love my Baileys on my Cereals. I love my Kahlua on my Pancakes.
I am jesting around. I don't do Pancakes or High-Carb slash Low-In-Fiber Cereals.
I suppose you get my drift. I am an alcoholic in the making.
I am a vegetarian not a vegan exclamation point. A year or two?
..
Taboo or Uncanny? You Tell Me.
I detest horror films that are just horror films
I revolt romantic comedies that are just romantic comedies
I have an Ophidiophobia. I cannot even eye on them on magazines, books and gahhh on T.V.
I haven’t had a bite of pizza in 4 years now.
I avoided donuts for 4 years too until Krispy Kremes did business here. Those Fuckers!
I intend to be a donut celibate again after that tragic incident.
I screeched like a school girl when I discovered the Black Russian Sobraine.
I wanna make out with geeks and misfits. Maybe to some geeks and misfits.

Dirty Laundry! Shhhh….

I furtively adore “Harajuku” *Blushes From Within*
I endeavor to “punkicize” it a bit though or maybe darkly toughen its vogue so I could spare the bad goose bumps on my sleeves…literally on my sleeves upon sporting the look off.
I clandestinely desire partying at the “Fluxxe” and “Big Fish” events *Blushes While Biting Lower Lip*
I get so “Starting-Over-Sappy” emotional on break ups and uttering that aloud now still generates sore and uncomfy quivers from my spines. It is the solitary thing that still makes mankind consider me as human though.
Yes…Oh Yes….Ladies and Gentlemen….I have endured quite enough heartaches for this lifetime. *Heavily Sighs*
I have a history of leaping from one relationship after another.
I get my heart broken with “A” I find myself hopping wounded still with “B” the next thing I know I have jumped my way to “Y” just to finally realize it has been "A" my heart has been yearning for...still...
I am not a whore though…8p
I am wishing I could for work for sex though…or sex for work...whichever….8p
But I am a whore for so much more so don’t you fuss bitches...8p
I find my day in wreckage when my hair isn’t securely structured as intended.
I see my day ahead in ravages when I forget to tag along my hanky and Chap Stick.
I sweat fuckin lots and I have lost more hankies you could ever imagine and yes, I have lip-dehydration issues.
Oh And This…
I have this severe case of varicosities in my calves and I prolly need forty to sixty grand to have it cosmetically eradicated. *Tearfully Sighs*

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My Interests

Complaining!!! + Not Human Compassion + To Get Fucking High + Pretending To Hold Authentic Emotions + Crafting A Logic To Be Happy + Recapitulating Human Life + Back-Stabbing + Back-Bitching + Dispiriting My Absolute Highest of Highs To Prepare For An Imminent Blindsiding Misery + Blubbering My Appetite For My Own Hasty Death + Plotting Artistic Customs to Avoid My Family's Family + Discharging My Angst And Aggravations + Lesbians...Uhmm Hot Lesbians... + Struggling To Get Wasted + Striving to Sanely Sleep + Complaining Again + Oh I Almost Forgot Writing, Sketching and Thing Picturing +

I'd like to meet:


Perhaps you're smart, Perhaps you're fugly...too, Perhaps you're into foreplay, Perhaps you're not religious, Perhaps you're a fashion laggard, Perhaps you're my north, Hopefully you're eloquent, Hopefully you're not sciencey, Hopefully you're an artist, Hopefully you're effusively schmaltzy, Hopefully your'e crazy about me, Maybe you can make me laugh, Maybe you compliment me, Maybe you like to just talk all day and night? Maybe you can handle me, Maybe you can like the me within, Or damn it just take my breath away! If not I'll absolve you from it all, then we'll see...

Ok You Most Likely Didn’t Get Tthat.

If You Do….You Prolly Might…Just Might Be The One I Am Waiting For…

But Here’s The Thing.

I don’t add friends…I don’t anymore…I await your friend request though…
I don’t add no more not only because I’m such a heck of a snoot [just kidding I’m no creature-ignorer for nothing 8p]

No really….because when I do, I get rebuffed and it kind of really disheartens me…a little…maybe a lot…*Lightly Sighs*
Having said that, I really furnish the most decent of responds and even acquaintance to everyone who initially thinks I am worthy of their invites, messages and comments.
I even give out digits and messenger ids when coerced 8p.

I am too fugly when I do not smile, so I have a favor to ask of you, I need you to make me not not smile.
It is okay if you make me cry, but you have to master the ways of which you can make smile. Too. Mostly.
Or better yet, both, all at the same time.

So if you think its you I've been waiting for...

Michael Egidio Quigg ~ An Artist



Leanne Pippin ~ An Artist

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Music:

Deftones + Death Cab for Cutie + AFI + The Vaselines + Butthole Surfers + Alkaline Trio + Pulp + My Chemical Romance + Funeral for a Friend + The Mars Volta + Muse + The Juliana Theory + Taking Back Sunday + MxPx + IAMX + Avenged Sevenfold + The Shins + The Pixies + The Breeders + Yeah Yeah Yeahs + Gustavo Santaolalla + Angelo Badalamenti + Phillip Glass + Hans Zimmer + Thomas Newman + Shigeru Umebayashi + Alan Silvestri Sometimes + PJ Harvey + Tori Amos Sometimes + Fiona Apple Rarely + Alkaline Trio + Bjork + REM + Mudvaine + Ramstein + The Libertines At Some Point + The Used + Thursday + ACDC + Aerosmith + Alice in Chains + Alice Cooper + America + Bad Company + Black Sabbath + Bob Dylan + Bonnie Raitt + Bruce Springsteen + Cheap Tricks + Cream + CCR + CSNY + David Bowie + Deep Purple + Eagles + Fleetwood Mac + Foreigner + Gun's N Roses + Heart + Iggy Pop + Iron Maiden + Janis Joplin + Jimi Hendrix + Bon Jovi Rarely + Kansas + Kiss + Led Zeppelin + Lynyrd Skynyrd + Morrissey +Nick Drake + Nirvana + Ozzy Osbourne Sometimes + Patti Smith + Pearl Jam + Pink Floyd + Queen + Sting + The Police + Styx + Ted Nugent + The Animals Sometimes + The Bee Gees + The Carpenters + The Cars + The Clash + The Cure + The Doobie Brothers + Rarely + The Doors + The Ramones + The Rolling Stones + The Sex Pistols + The Stooges + The Who + Van Halen+ Yes +

Movies:

The God Father Trilogy + American Beauty + The Lord of the Rings + Y Tu Mama Tambien + Bowling for Columbine + The Jaundiced Eyes + Primer + The Hours + In The Bedroom + Talk to Her + Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind + Vanilla Sky + 21 Grams + Mystic River + Waking Life + Crying Ladies + Bridal Shower + Far From Heaven + Lost in Translation + The Laramie Project + Dancer in the Dark + Maria Full of Grace + The Fog of War + The Star Wars Classic + Bad Education + City Of God + Criminal Lovers + Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind + Far From Heaven + Kinsey + Man On The Train + Natural Born Killers + Spirited Away + The Believer + The Motorcycle Diaries + Those Who Love Me Can Take The Train + Trainspotting + The Station Agent Garden State + Me You and Everyone We Know + Osama + A Few Good Men + Me You and Everyone We Know + Boys Don't Cry + Transamerica + Proof + Before Sunrise + Before Sunset + The King + Syriana + C.R.A.Z.Y. + Bubble A Little But Enough To Make It Here + The Squid and The Whale + Traffic + Proof + Nine Lives + Brothers + Goodnight and Goodluck + Babel + Little Children + Little Miss Sunshine + Princess Mononoke + Oh Fuck There's Fucking More!!!+

Television:

The Sopranos + Six Feet Under + Will and Grace + Joan of Arcadia + Nip/Tuck + Friends + The West Wing + CSI 24 + The Simpsons + Southpark + Daria + Angels in America + Lost Sometimes + Survivor + American Idol Unfortunately + Elimidate + Amazing Race + Fear Factor Ten Years Ago + The Fifth Wheel + ANTM + Manhunt One Episode + The Biggest Loser Sometimes + Beauty and the Geek Sometimes + Meet My Folks Unconsciously + The Apprentice Three Episodes + Not Cooking Shows I Salivate + Saturday Night Live + Late Nights with David Letterman + Last Comic Standing Sometimes + The Tonight Show With Jay Leno + Ellen + Project Runway + Jerry Springer One Time + The Daily Show with Jon Stewart One Time + Punk'd I Think + The Scholar + Larry King Live + CNN Stuff + Beauty and The Geek Sucks I Know +

Books:

Paolo Coehlo + Robert Ludlum + Jessica Zafra + Kurt Cobain's Journals + Gabriel Marquez Garcia + Carson McCuller or McCullen? + Jessica Hagedorn + Michael Moore Sometimes + Sidney Sheldon Sometimes + John Grisham Sometimes + J.K.Rowling Sometimes + Stephen King Rarely + Nicholas Sparks Rarely + Anne Rice Rarely + Jane Austen Rarely + Hellen Keller One Time + Danielle Steele Never + Rick Warren Never +

Heroes:

Nah... I don't know...I wish super heroes were real... I want to become one... So I get to rescue myself at times ... ... .. .. ..

My Blog

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