Dark humored fella with a little boy who is the shit.
Full Name: Matthew Kyle Barham
Eyes: brown
Hair: brown
Have tattoos?: 3 tats... one on my left leg going from knee to foot. One on my left arm and one on my right forearm
Have piercings?: tounge and nipples
Have a BF GF? nope
Own a thong? : Oddly yeah, it was left at my house
Wear perfume?: Whatever rubs off
HAVE YOU EVER...
Missed school because it was raining: yeah
Put a body part on fire for amusement: only for amusement
Been hurt emotionally: yeah
Ever thought an animated character was hot?: Every day. I would fuck Joe Camel in his prime.
FAVORITE
Fav Color: grey
Day/Night: night
Summer/Winter: summer
Lace or Satin: satin
Cartoon Character: Reverend GoodPussy (my own creation)
Fave Food: sushi
Fave Advertisement: The S&M whipped cream comercials from Spain
Fave Drink: Coffee
Breakfast Food: Coffee
ice Cream: Starbucks Mocha Almond Fudge
Fave sport: BMX
RIGHT NOW
Wearing: Boxers and a smile
Eating: nothing
Drinking: milk
Thinkin about: What every guy thinks about every 60 seconds
IN THE LAST 24 HRS...
Cried: no
Worn jeans: no
Met someone New online: yes
Done laundry: yes, thats why I wasnt wearing pants
Drove a car: yes
Talked on the phone: yes
Kissed someone: yes
Picked a wedgie?: more of a tug but yeah
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
Yourself: Im not a fan
Your friends: for the most part
Santa Claus: fat fuck....but yeah
Tooth Fairy: Stingy ass left me 25 pesos
Angels: I dated one, at least that was her stage name
Ghosts: yeah
God: never met her
love at first sight?: happens way to often
FRIENDS AND LIFE...
Do you ever wish you had another name?: My name is Kyle, doesnt get any worse than that
Do you like anyone?: I like most people
Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: Tommy Ingram
Who have you known the longest of your friends: refer to last question
Who's the loudest: my sis. She can throw a fit with the best of them
Are you close to any family members?: Almost every one of them
Who's the weirdest?: friends or family? tough call
Who do you hang out with the most?: my son and wouldnt change that
Finish each sentence:
Let's walk on the: floor
Let's run through: the.....
Let's look at the: tv
What a nice: bitch
Where did all the: cowboys go?
When will they: ever learn
Why can't you: be more like Emily.
Silly, little: wabbit
Show me some: camel toe. I just wanted to use that word
The sky: is falling
Tell me: nothing
Hide me: under your sheets!
Love me: no more
I hate your stupid: ringtones
My mom thinks you're: more sober than she is
She's not: more sober than she is
Are you that: lovely
WHICH IS BETTER...
Coke or Pepsi: pepsi
Sprite or 7UP: 7up
Scruff or Clean shaved:
Blondes or Brunets: brunets have more fun with me
Tall or Short: short
Pants or Shorts: shorts
Night or Day: night
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX...
What do you notice first: Im just gonna lie so Im skipping
Last person you slow danced with: ex-wife 9 years ago...Fucking sad huh
Worst Question To Ask: You wanna put that where?
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