James

I am a hardcore (former) MMM-Marine. I like doing push ups and screaming myself to sleep. My shoes are fire proof. My underwear is bullet proof and well ironed with perfect creases. When I was insolent as a child I was placed into a burlap bag and beaten with reedsss.... pretty standard really. I invented the question mark and it's true that chestnuts are lazy. The kind of general malaise that only the insane possess and the genius lament really. Oh and, My name is Tony Montana... Say hello to my little friend! But all kidding aside (I have a dark and goofy sense of humor). I like to relax with music, reading, lifting or jogging. I enjoy being a dad and spending time with my little-man Ayden (aka Small Chicken). I'm feircely loyal to my friends and very loving to my loves. I realize more than most that life doesn't go on forever and I try to enjoy the time I have not waste it with nonsense. I don't like to hold back on things.