What's good??? My name is Steven
I'm in love with a stripper and that's real.
I love women. All of them. I show no prejudice towards ladies. i dont have a type...sometimes im just compatible with almost every type of gurl on the planet...i dont know why but thats just the way it is...i am a firm believer that GOD put women on this earth to make us men complete. I also feel that you can only truly be happy until you're in a relationship based on love...sometimes one night stands are appropriate, but for the most part im a relationship guy...as far as preference goes, im just about infatuated with hispanic gurls...Good lord they are the shit! and im deeply obsessed with black gurls and white gurls too...there is nothin like a black gurl though....and thats the TRUTH to da fullest! I just like 'em all...but aside from race, if you make me laugh, then youre the shit regardless which race you are! i just want a girl who is as stupid and silly as me. one who isnt afraid of a little danger...one who likes to be crazy, but not too crazy though...if we can go wilin' out together then its a match made in heaven. lets see...i have the greatest sense of humor... i was at this gas station one night (drunk as fuck) and this guy was in a raggedy ass truck and he got out and slammed the door...and his license plate fell off...i must have laughed for over an hour...that shit was funny! anyways...sometimes i can really be soft and tendered hearted and a big romantic...other times i just dont give a fuck and i can be a big jerk ass bastard. i do some crazy ass shit for fun. once you get to know me...ill guarantee that youll love me...everybody loves me for some reason...i guess thats just the way it is...i just love to make people laugh...its in my soul...im mixed with black and white...so technically im light skinned....im fuckin yellow! aint that a bitch...but dont trip i got that good hair. i have a nice singing voice, but you will never hear me cuz im too shy. how ironic is that?
but im a cool ass person though, i hardly ever have problems with folks. probably because i mind my fuckin business and tune shit out like most people should. im big as fuck too, hence the name Big Ass Nigga. I played football at Victor Valley College...im a D-Lineman...now im at Kentucky Middle-Of-Nowhere State University gettin my swerve on...ya figadeal me??? Good holla at me cuz i really dont know what else to tell you. aim me up: saturatedkilla then yahoo me up: steviejoe_14
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Steven Joseph Kelleygray
Birthday: October 12, 1986
Birthplace: Fontana, Ca
Current Location: Victorville, Ca
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'7''
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty baby
Your Heritage: my mom's black and my dad's white...you tell me
The Shoes You Wore Today: some old ass nikes
Your Weakness: spanish speakin gurls...and beautiful smiles
Your Fears: being alone and spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza Hut crust with BIG ASS sausages and four different cheeses
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: have sex with two midgets while they spank me with a battle axe...ha ha top that goal sucka!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: whyyyyyyy?
Your Best Physical Feature: my forehead...jk i dont know my smile
Your Bedtime: imma grown ass man
Your Most Missed Memory: being a kid...it was so fun
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds bitch
Single or Group Dates: both...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Brisk
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Starbucks
Do you Smoke: no nigga
Do you Swear: Fuck no bitch! the fuck i look like fuckin swearin'?
Do you Sing: ya fuckin rite doggie
Do you Shower Daily: the fuck kind of question is that...yes i shower daily
Have you Been in Love: yeah...that shit sucks...you cant get rid of it...its wit you forever FUCK!
Do you want to go to College: i am in college
Do you want to get Married: Definitely
Do you belive in yourself: why wouldnt i? no one else does...
Do you get Motion Sickness: what are you fuckin retarded? who gets motion sickness?
Do you think you are Attractive: i definitley think i am attractive
Are you a Health Freak: naw...but your health is important
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes...
Do you like Thunderstorms: no...but i do like making fun of midgets
Do you play an Instrument: i used to play the saxophone,drums,and the piano...but i forgot how to play em
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes sur
In the past month have you Smoked: only hookah dawg
In the past month have you been on Drugs: is love a drug...jk no bitch
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes sir
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah...our mall sucks...its called "The Mall"
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no...but i ate a box of pussy yesterday
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewww...gross...tha fuck is wrong with you?
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no man
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yep...i think im a kleptomaniac...but i can stop i swear
Ever been Drunk: yeah...4th greatest feeling in the world
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: sadly...i have...but i was like 12...lets see them try that shit now!
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: i wanna die saving someone's life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a master of disguise
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain...or Portugal
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown or green
Favourite Hair Color: brown or blonde
Short or Long Hair: long...sorry but i have long hair and if my hair is longer than yours...then youre CUT OFF!
Height: 5'4''-5'10''
Weight: i guess 145- 205 i dont know i dont care about that one
Best Clothing Style: just plain S E X Y
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont do drugs...get cacked slapped for askin that question!
Number of CDs I own: a grip...well, i used to own a grip...till some little faggot stole all my shit...fuckin punk! now i just illegally obtain my musical entertainment through the internet like everyone else on earth...ha
Number of Piercings: i got o.g. triple o.g. piercings...you know how i do! yay yaaaay one in each ear! but im tryna get my eyebrow piereced and the outter part of my ears done...og triple og status.
Number of Tattoos: i gotta tatoo on my ass that says "kiss it" naw jk..i aint got none yet...but my legacy ofDONOTBLOCKOURADS body art will begin shortly...imma get my first tatoo before i go D1...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: playin ball my freshman year in high school...i woulda been fuckin tight
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