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a mediocre mermaid

Dancing this close to heartbreak

About Me

Sixteen years old, a junior, and the biggest dork you will ever meet.

My Interests

broadway, musicals, Shakespeare, twelfth night, les miserables, the phantom of the opera, angels in america, the last five years, tony kushner, mary-louise parker, justin kirk, elijah wood, tobey maguire, johnny depp, sutton foster, kristin chenoweth, sherie rene scott, christian borle, patrick wilson, yo mothaaa

I'd like to meet:

A whole slew of writers and movie actors.

Heroes:

Sam - the best friend.Vickie - the crazy strumpet.Jen - the octopus.Meg - the king of New York.Kaellen - the Moulin Rouge prostitute.Ashley K. - MY LIFE.Kate - the wife of Orlando Bloom.Ashley - the gawgeous cat in the hat.Sami - the Jude Law chipmunk impersonator.Nicole - yo mama.Liz - the sexay writer.Sam'sko - the hilarity.Dan - the Satanic emo kid.Katie - the drama queen.Mike - the horror master.Amanda - the Asian-loving lacrosse player.Erica - the horrid badger.Karen - the quacker.Nansay - the cheese-lover.Court - the grand hotel.Miles - the pimp.Mert - the spitmaster.Wonseok - the ghettotastic Asian.Kenny - the Bible-fetcher.Alex - the Irish anarchist.Doug - the pew-lover.Alex G. - the comedian.An - the Asian.Ben - my brother.

My Blog

Top 8

The Ultimate Myspace Top 8 1.: Jen  2.: Ashley 3.: Vickie 4.: Sam 5.: Nansay  6.: Meg  7.: Maria 8.: Sami Fill in the Blanks! #1 is...: One of the funniest people I know.&...
Posted by a mediocre mermaid on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:20:00 PST

New peekchas!

New pictures have been uploaded. View, enjoy, and comment! <3
Posted by a mediocre mermaid on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 10:44:00 PST

"Something for everyone: a comedy tonight!"

I am hereby extending an invitation to ALL OF YOU to come and see LuHi's production of "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum". The show is in May. You have plenty of time to put aside the we...
Posted by a mediocre mermaid on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"The mind churns...the heart yearns..."

So I thought I might as well update this suckaaa. Yes, I just said suckaaa. Got a problem with that? Suckaaa. Mothasuckaaa. Woo, I'm hyper. We have an insane blizzard outside. My house is completel...
Posted by a mediocre mermaid on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST