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Fatty McButterpants

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am sad and when I'm sad I eat so I can never stop eating because everyone just makes fun of how fat I am and I have no friends.

My Interests

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Please, anyone.

My Blog

07/21/04

So I escaped the circus that my dad sold me to for a 30 pack of Miller High Life. People threw circus peanuts at me and said things like "Look at the melted marshmallow man" and "I could make a biodo...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jul 2004 16:31:00 GMT

03/29/04

I just got out of the hosptital after my dad whipped me with a chain in the basement for 7 hours after I ate 73 frozen pizzas. I'm still all weird from surgeries so I'm sorry I didn't get to you pe...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Mar 2004 21:16:00 GMT

29/01/04

Today was so horrible, I wish I was dead. First off when woke up there was some strange man in my bedroom and he was masturbating while staring at me, I screamed and fell off my bed. When I got back...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2004 19:42:00 GMT

20/01/04

Today I tried not to eat the ham in the fridge my mom was planning on making dinner with but someone called my house and told me that he couldn't sell his house because no one wanted to live next to a...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2004 14:00:00 GMT