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hanna

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm sometimes charming. Always a lousy lay.I fantasize about all the changes I would make if I were in charge of the traffic lights. But then mid-fantasy I get nervous about whether I could properly handle the redlightgreenlight power. I used to flip both pinball flippers at once, but now I'm pretty good at flipping only the one the ball is actually coming towards.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a boomin' system. people who don't walk and eat at the same time. someone who doesn't skip social events for a television show. most importantly, someone who will tickle my back while i read books. Nessie. Someone who know the importance of the airport pickup and enjoys it as much as I (and Mr Brousseau) do. I don't hug, but I wouldn't mind hugging the USPS, because that's how getting mail makes me feel.

My Blog

I'm only at II of V, but...

Rocky II is the best movie ever made. no really - I'm just at the scene where he's in training and he's at the tail end of the training and hefinally caught the chicken and then he wakes up and k...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 00:01:00 GMT

hit and run

drinking and driving.giving in to pleas of "just the tip""borrowing" CDs from a stranger's shelf at a houseparty.All pale in comparison to What I Did Last Sunday.Hyperboles aside, this was officially ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 13:41:00 GMT

do me proud, boys!

admittedly, i was a little proud of the Hanna Substation for causing that big east coast blackout a few years ago. But this...this makes me hurt: http://www.local6.com/news/5259477/detail.html
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 14:40:00 GMT

Maybe she was bringing a squirrel back to 563 Hope Street.

  Maybe she was bringing a squirrel back to 563 Hope Street. everyone just do me a favor and scratch yourself in the face.  just this once.  consider it an homage to a sometimes ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:27:00 GMT

is it wrong to ride your bicycle to a gynecologist appointment?

considering that i'm low on cash and bound to be held hostage [again] in that parking garage, I'm thinking about taking my bike there.  after all, it's a beautiful day, and it's only a few miles ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jul 2005 13:59:00 GMT

death to all ye who cross my path today

had a follow-up appointment to the surgery/non-surgery this morning at 8:30 a.m. to see if there were any grog remnants.   got there at 8:15...waited until 9:00 when I was all "how much...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jul 2005 10:49:00 GMT

plassstic

which piece of plastic will have a greater impact on society? www.luckybreakwishbone.com www.bananaguard.com I see the wishbone as a way for Vegetarians everywhere to finally be included in...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jan 2005 17:57:00 GMT

"it wasn't like he was a loner"

An imposing figure at 6-foot-3, Gale had made people uneasy even at the tattoo parlor, staring and locking them into conversations about heavy metal music. When he played offensive line for the semi-p...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Dec 2004 12:42:00 GMT

marcjacobsiloveyou. there. i said it.

i'm currently dating. not one, but two at once. I know this kind of love makes no sense, and people keep telling me that it is very november to may, and not to expect it again in 2006. One season, ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Dec 2004 16:57:00 GMT

pixie dust pee

Are you there Meredith? It's me, Hanna. Travel size. One of my favorite things, along with Fun Size (my favorite food group) and miniature replicas. However, when packing for this move, the on...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Aug 2004 23:20:00 GMT