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Jimmy Choo

...It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out...

About Me


"Sometimes it gets so hard to care. It can't be this way everywhere?"

My name is Herbert. People know me as James. I'd like to be a boat but I'd settle for a ketchup. Don't add me, I don't know where you've been.

My Interests

I like getting up early in the morning. I like being myself when I think I shouldn't. I like New York in June...how about you? I like the Beatles. I like Terry Wogan. I like talking. I like being proven wrong. I like the Marx Brothers. I like you if only you'd not keep tickling me. I like the way I can say a lot without saying anything. I like I like I like. I like foggy mornings in the country. I LIKE TINTIN BOOKS! I don't like negativity. I like it when you like what I like and tell me this. LIKE LIKE LIKE. Give me your hat and I shall not...

I'd like to meet:

President Robert Mugabe's close, personal friends. Not President Robert Mugabe though.

"Ha Ha Ha Ha Trumpets!"

Music:

Anything. Music is music. The boundaries aren't as far apart as people think.

Movies:

Anything with some wit and will inspire me to do more than I do. Also I like it when I cry at them. Confuses me but wow that's good work if they can do that.

Television:

Telly is good. Anyone who says it's not is a snob and probably watches it when mummy and daddy have gone to bed.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger
The Third Policeman by Flann O'Brien

Heroes:

John Lennon. My life minus him and his Beatles would have rendered me a different kind of James.
Dustin Hoffman. His films from 1968 up to the 80s were all exceptional solely because he knew exactly what he wanted to do acting wise. He's fucking amazing.
Groucho Marx. For tapping so finely into my humour 74 years later.
Bob Dylan. The man talks an incredible amount of sense.
Flann O'Brien. The man doesn't.
Jim Morrison. Without him doors would just be things we slam when we're annoyed. He also had an incredible head of hair.

My Blog

Myself Under the Microscope...What the Fudge?

I found this video earlier on my computer from when I lived alone...clearly I was bored. I can't remember it. Watch it if you'd like your mind numbed. :D? P.s. I said I'd post another soon....
Posted by Jimmy Choo on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:15:00 PST

To Tiptree for a Horse

Each morning Timothy would wake up with a start. He'd fall back asleep with a finish. This would be the way he carried on until 3:42pm GMT. Whenever time would reach this point he'd have no choice but...
Posted by Jimmy Choo on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 06:21:00 PST

Dampen Your Stamp

Well what could I say to that? It was true. Every blind word. I opened my mouth as if to say something clever in retort but the words didn't come out. Instead only the strange, drawn out sound of my v...
Posted by Jimmy Choo on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:32:00 PST

Bring Me the Head of James Christie

You know when you delete text messages off your phone? Where do they go? I mean....is there a text message heaven? Do the drunken ones go to text message hell? It puzzles me. The boring answer to that...
Posted by Jimmy Choo on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:59:00 PST

Get Tae Falkirk!

A great philosopher once said....NORTY, NORTY!! I personally couldn't agree more. Well I could. I AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Is that more? Just looks louder and more over the top. Buuuut still....
Posted by Jimmy Choo on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 12:29:00 PST

Beat(le) That!

JAMES!Sometimes you just want to shout your own name don't you? But anyway. I had a good idea for a blog! And this is it. What I'm writing....now. Huzzah. Also I'm cooking at the moment and it's not a...
Posted by Jimmy Choo on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 06:05:00 PST

The Perfect Sandwich

"Don't worry," I told myself "the Spar is full of ugly people today. You'll fit right in. Just go for it." I looked around shiftily. The household aisle isn't where you want to be on a saturday morni...
Posted by Jimmy Choo on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:42:00 PST

A Video Blog about Slippers

Here's a video blog. It's a mess! But enjoy it. I'm writing one up in a few days. Huzzah!!undefined Serenading Hat Stands Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Jimmy Choo on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 08:29:00 PST

A Finger Space

"Frank. Yes. Yes I will. Frank. No. No I won't."This is a dilemma we have all come up against at least once in our busy lives. And now I have for you my care free, top of the range solution for you. T...
Posted by Jimmy Choo on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:12:00 PST

Rubys Boobies

"A new blog" says I. "Says you?" says he. "Says I" says I. "Say Say Say by Michael Jackson and Sir Paul McCartney?" Says he. "Says no, says no." says I. I says no....says...........he. HELLO! You are ...
Posted by Jimmy Choo on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:41:00 PST