A few things you should know about me:I'm not quite right in the head. Makes for interesting conversation.I like ketchup, Japanese food, and I have a new found love of sushi.I'm perpetually broke. It's really depressing.I like to read, and I don't care if you think that's nerdy.I'm the most cynical person alive. Seriously, I will rain all over your parade. Bring an umbrella or play in the rain!I love House. It's the coolest show ever, and House is my hero.I have an eye for detail and a killer memory.I have a ton of crap hanging from my rear-view mirror. It's like my own personal wall of fame. Try to get something up there.I'm a BEAST in bed. The previous comment is an homage to my old friend, Ms. Kelly Thore. Take a bow, Kelly.I have a gay friend named Paul...and by gay I mean Northern.I'm obsessed with basketball. Namely, Wake Forest and San Antonio. Tim Duncan owns you.My cat will eat you...and your little dog, too. Ask Cass about that one.I don't have many white friends. To that end, I don't have many American friends. I feel like I'm in a documentary about minorities.Good grammar is attractive. Do NOT talk to me if u typ lik dis.I'm lazy and should have updated this profile eons ago, but eh.IF you are so inclined to inquire more about me, you can use AIM and contact me @ Dysfunction5100. The previous applies if you aren't a stalker. I'm serious, I had one once and it was not fun. Crazy bitch.Annnnnnnnnd I'm finished. Message me if you're dying for more.
