Caleb.

I'm 23.I'm 6'4.I'm 100+ lbs. (I'll leave it at that)I'm one of a kind.I'm honest, intelligent, talkative and sincere. Don't take advantage of that.You can tell me anything.I've been cheated on by almost every girl I have ever dated.I was adopted at the age of 5.I have a 7 year old son.I'm not the richest person you'll meet. (but close ;) )My favorite colors are blue, orange and green.I hate animals.I love my girlfriend Kati.If I don't like you, you'll know right away. TRUST me.I like to sit on park benches and wait for the pigeons to toss ME some pieces of bread.I'm hard to find, like a fly with seven wings.Me and an anonymous toaster discovered that glow in the dark condoms would be only for Star Wars fans. Imagin you saying, "PUT YOUR LIGHTSABRE OF SEX INTO MY STARSHIP PORT!!" See? Very geeky..I'm handicapped because I'll never be able to tea-bag anyone, because I am not a fromo.Fromo = Fucking Homo (with an 'R' somewhere in the middle)I have 4 peircings, and one tattoo. I had two but got one removed.Sheep is definitely the plural of dog, this was confirmed when one dog in a car turned into many sheep that ran out of the car into a field.I refuse to accept that the word "smooth" does not have an e on the end. Write it! You will want to put an e...because you don't say it like tooth. The "th" is soft...so it needs an e...but look for yourself in a dictionary, there is no e. I am saddenned. {smooth /adj/ Having no grossness or coarseness in dress or manner.}Oh yeah, and by the way my name is Caleb.Have a good one.P.S. I am currently taken and plan on staying that way. I DO have a girlfriend named Kati and she means the world to me. Feel free to check out her page and show her some love as well. Secondly, I am not interested in any female except on a friend basis. If you do add me, please respect my requests. KEEP EVERYTHING ON A FRIENDLY LEVEL! I will NOT tolerate anything derogatory towards me or my girlfriend. By the way I am not conceited, this just seemed to be an issue in the past.Thanks, Management.