Chapter One - Mount of the Holy Cross |
CHAPTER ONE -- GYM CLASS.... No amount of therapy will ever erasethe smell of my high school gym from memory. I get the shivers when I think of the persistent sweat odor sealed intothe Joh...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:05:00 GMT |
The Guide to Grandparents |
Dear Reader, Without these members of the family, the family would not exist. Grandparents are the eldest, wisest, and generally the most relaxed members of the family, but to your parents, they are...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:26:00 GMT |
The Guide to Mothers |
Dear Reader, Our next subject is a somewhat sensitive member of the family tribe -- the mother. So thin-skinned is she, that I wouldn't dare tease her. When looking through my files, complaints from...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 23:14:00 GMT |
The Guide to Fathers |
Dear Reader, Sooner or later I knew we would arrive at the grouchiest curmudgeon in the entire family structure -- the father, of course. These old fellows ima...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 16:06:00 GMT |
The Guide to Younger Sisters |
Dear Reader, We continue to explore the family unit with more questions from children about another of their siblings. The next subject member to chat about is the "younger sister."&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 10:08:00 GMT |
The Guide to Younger Brothers |
Dear Reader, Once again, by reviewing my answers to questions from children, we gain more knowledge about the diverse human elements of the family. This next personality is the smalles...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 22:57:00 GMT |
The Guide to Older Sisters |
Dear Reader, This chapter I continue my discussion of the various sibling categories within the family. In this installment, we touch on the topic of the most illusive, perplexing, and mysteri...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 19:40:00 GMT |
The Guide to Older Brothers |
Dear Reader, In my long tenure writing here at the Fableville Daily News, one sad topic popped up more than any other, and that is the dilemma of the "Older Brother." The pain that this young man has...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 16:54:00 GMT |
Your Toaster Tart |
Dearest son,I regret to inform you that your toaster tart will not be available when you awaken. While busy preparing your usual breakfast, the creator of fate became master of my day. This very mor...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 00:09:00 GMT |
