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B Jizzle

What part of I'm married do you not understand?

About Me


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.. Status IconsAlright, here's the deal people. I've been getting friends requests from some, uh, let's say, less than desirable people. Let's just put it like this: if you are creepy, perverted, illiterate, intellectually challenge... If you look like a murderer or rapist, or you don't understand that you should use proper punctuation and spelling, or if you have a bunch of half dressed teenage girls on your friends list, I will not approve you. If you look like or talk as if you might go postal, or stalk me, or you look or talk as if you belong to some sort of supremacist group, cult, or gang, I will not approve you. If you are throwing up gang signs, or wear wife beaters all day, or have pictures of guns all over your page, or are just simply a loser all around, I will not approve you. I'm not just going to approve any old thing that asks. This is not a popularity contest, and I personally couldn't care less how high my friends number is. This is only for my own well-being and peace of mind. Thank you for understanding. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . . . . . . . .*If this offends you, ( wait, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn) you may want to take a look inside yourself, or in the mirror, or - what the hell, take a whiff of yourself, even - and ask yourself what you can do to change that. A little birdie told me that my little disclaimer has offended a few people. Hmm... which part? Because, that's kinda sad....... sad that you know something I've listed describes you, and you're actually offended that someone might find it undesireable. ? Are you serious?!? Are your parents siblings or something? I'm afraid you've lost your grip on reality, and descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy! Really, I'm a pretty nice person, but unfortunately, I have no room in my life for perverted fucktards. And since I've still gotten a few strange requests, some people are apparently suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder.

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My Interests

I like watching people get their panties in a wad. It's funny to watch the angry people get even more angry. Especially when they were angry over nothing in the first place. It's my duty to give them something to be angry about. They're looking for a reason, and I give it to them.

I'd like to meet:




My Friend Space
I have 66 friends.

Jack and Beck

Charlene

Norman(my hubby)

My little sister

Complex

Carmeilla

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Hillary Clinton, the next President of the U.S.

~Shellie aka Michelle~

Roger

Heather

%u03C0mp Joe Corral

Darryl

Mary

Russ

MOJOE

View All of My Friends- you know you want to - cuz you're nosey
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Music:

I'm deaf. If I could hear music, I think I would like Hip Hop. And Rap. And R&B. Basically, anything but Rock. Rock music sucks ass. Or so I've been told.

Movies:

I'm blind. I can't watch movies.div style="width: 1px;

Television:

SNL. I could watch SNL all day every day, even the really old episodes. I love Will & Grace & Scrubs & Bernie Mac, & Everybody Loves Raymond & the King of Queens, & Frasier................anything funny. If I could see and hear, that is.

Books:

I can't read. :(

Heroes:

So many to name. Like fake friends, for one, I just have to admire that level of selfishness that some people have. You know, the "friend" who you were always there for, no matter what, even after they totally hurt you, and then all of a sudden one day when you need something as small and simple as someone to talk to, or just hang out with, just a small token of moral support, and they can't even pull an hour out of their "busy" schedule for you? They just completely disappear and you never hear from them. You try to keep in touch, check up on them every few months to see if they're okay, and they couldn't give a rat's ass about how you're doing, because it's alllll, about them. You really have to admire that kind of deep narcissism. To go through life only caring about yourself, only thinking of yourself - it must be pure joy.Oh, and the degenerate fucktards who keep sending me messages suggesting that we "hook up",in much more repulsive terms, offering to send me pictures of your body parts, and/or suggesting that I have an "opportunity", to (**GAG**) BE with you, I just have to applaud your ability to make me laugh my ass off, lose all hope for humanity, and VOMIT on my keyboard simultaneously. Sigh.... I'm getting real tired of saying it, it's all over my profile, and you maggot faces just skip right over it, every time. I'm amazed you can type a fucking sentence at all. I AM NOT INTERESTED. Go die now. I also admire people that can look you straight dead in your face and just lie, without even flinching. I love weasels who make up elaborate lies, such as "my friend committed suicide" or "I'm a good person". It takes a really strong person to go through life screwing people over, and still stand tall, beaming with an undeserved sense of pride. That's what this country was built on. You, weasels, are my heros.

My Blog

Who writes this crap?

{Either I'm really abnormal, or these people just come up with total BS.  Here's another article I found.  My comments are in the bracketts, in case anyone cares  } 50 Things She Wishes...
Posted by B Jizzle on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 07:13:00 PST

5 Surprising Symptoms of Infidelity

Everybody thinks they can spot a cheater a mile away. Adulterers, after all, have the same characteristics, right? Wandering eyes, secret cell phones, last name Sheen. If only it were that easy. Unfo...
Posted by B Jizzle on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 06:00:00 PST

You dont know jack Schitt

For some time many of us have wondered, just who is Jack Schitt?We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in...
Posted by B Jizzle on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:21:00 PST

Unforgettable...thats what you are not....

Damn.  What is up with me?  Either I look SO much different now that when I was 15, or I am just NOT that memorable.  I know I look different, but do I really look THAT different? I hav...
Posted by B Jizzle on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:12:00 PST

You are a stalker

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Posted by B Jizzle on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 10:26:00 PST

Why dont I ever write anything positive?

Am I always negative?  For anyone who doesn't know me personally, it would seem that way, I only really blog when I'm irritated about something - venting.  There's so much negativity in the ...
Posted by B Jizzle on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:02:00 PST

Coming out of the closet.

Alright.  Most people who I speak to on a regular already know this, however I don't announce it.  I find that whenever I happen to tell a Christian about this, they spend countless time and...
Posted by B Jizzle on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:46:00 PST

Rest in peace, Toppy

 So, I get up this morning, start fixing my hair, and go in the room to turn on the TV, as I'm searching for the remote for the 32985498543rd time, I see this...... thing...... something furry......
Posted by B Jizzle on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:57:00 PST

Over 50,000 KILLED in San Antonio EVERY YEAR

Pawing at the rusty crate it shared with three mutts, the big husky howled. It must know, Rasiel Galvan mused. Galvan is a supervisor at the San Antonio Animal Care and Control shelter, commonly kno...
Posted by B Jizzle on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:41:00 PST

Moving...........

Good GOD I hate moving!  Yeesh!  I'm so glad to be in the new house, away from the craphole neighbor we had before, and in a much bigger, brand new house, and I can't wait to take pictures a...
Posted by B Jizzle on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:38:00 PST