ABOUT MEH

I've been working on music since I started playing the piano at age 4. My mom used to play symphony cassettes for me in the car when she wasn't too busy singing off-key to "he broke my heaaarrrrt" lame 80s ballads (I can't stand that song where that guy singing "Saaarrrraaaaah" over and over again). It's the classical stuff that inspired me to play the piano.
I'm more of a musician than a technician, so I'll often cry wondering why my Logic Pro 8 did something strange, blame the Germans (again), and fail to realize that it was my fault (again). But I'll fix it and make it perfect.
I've been producing and remixing music since Jesus was born. He is also a fan of my music. So is Moses, and Mohammed, and that Buddha guy. I used to DJ, but then I joined a frat and spent all my money on Japanese food, alcohol, and clothes that made me look like a tool. Now I spend all my money on music equipment and luna bars.
My styles of production and remixing focus on progressive house, breaks, lounge/chill, piano solos, and ballads.
If you like what you hear please send me fan mail. If you hate what you hear and think my music is disgusting please send me hate mail. Your hatred turns me on. If you are wondering why I sent you a friend request it's because I was delirious and horny one night and was checking out hot people's profiles. Remember, you are sexy when I'm drunk.
CONTACT: [email protected].