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Johnny!

People in their 20s are good for one thing...looking better than people in their 30s or 40s

About Me

My name is John. I'm 21, and I'm an aspiring musician. I learned to play guitar growing up as a young rap stallion in Mississippi, but things didnt really take off until I moved to Memphis. Then I met the colonel and the hits just kept coming. Unfortunately, it went to my head. I gained a lot of weight, started wearing white jumpsuits and ate tranquilizers like they were trailmix. Then in 1977, I died on the toilet...or did I? Yeah...if you're still reading this, you just got owned. So go ahead and say "I am a moron" aloud so anyone around you can hear, and then listen for the faint sound of me laughing at you.

My Interests

I think it would take too long to name all my interests. But seeing as I dont really care about people reading this anyways...I thought I'd just ramble off a few things that I care as little about as people who read this:low carb diets, Michael Moore, the republican national convention, Cabela and all Cabela related products. Hi-def tv, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting punk'd, Danny Gans, the latin grammies, the real grammies, Jeff that wiggle that sleeps too darn much. The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything that exists, past present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions.oh yeah...and Hugh Jackman

My Blog

Live and Uncensored!

ok....so here's now gay my job is:Usually I have the awesome privilege of closing the photo dept. I'm not gonna lie...its pretty cool. Actually...its really freakin cool (imagine me pointing to an iss...
Posted by Johnny! on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:12:00 PST