Where My Crown At?????

I’m from Virginia – Da Peake… We call it V-A. Not to be confused with West Virginia. Virginia is for lovers, V-A is for HUSTLERS. We drink Soda, not pop. We eat subs, not hoagies. The 757 is the shit, home to many of today’s top athletes – A.I. (76ers), Mike Vick (Falcons), Ronald Curry (ex-UNC football and basketball player), Alonzo Mourning, Dre Bly, DeAngelo Hall…the list goes on. We remember when it used to be 804. We know the 7 cities as – Hampton, Bad news, da muthafuckin Peake, P-towne, Naughty by Norfolk (pronounced – Nor-fuk), Suffolk (su-fuk), and Va Beach (not Virginia Beach). All the guys with the suped up rides are in the NAVY, and that and clothes is all they spend their money on. You dated someone in the NAVY. The blackest mall is Military Circle. We know that when they made “the Mac” (MacArthur Mall), they made it for white people, but the blacks took over. What can u expect when it’s down the street from Norfolk State??? Nobody knows where Chesapeake Square Mall is unless you live in P-town. P-town only has ghetto high schools. Va Beach cops are annoying! Chesapeake cops are even worst. The Scope is bigger than it looks. Hurricanes really ain’t that bad! NSU football sucks, but the band and greeks are off the chizainz! We know the REAL reason why VA has no professional sports teams. We know more than 2 ways to get anywhere. There are too many damn Wal-Marts. We remember the SWEAT box, Infinity’s, Lagoons