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tryna catch me ryan dirty

You can't get moose if you don't get loose

About Me

Little-known Moose facts: - The word "Moose" is Indian for "Tree-bark eater." - Henry David Thoreau's last words were: "Indian. Moose." - The moose eats 50 pounds of vegetation a day. - 3% of all road accidents in Canada involve a moose. - Immediately after mating, a male moose wanders off seeking other females. Evidence that cuddling really is unnatural. - Before mating, a male moose must follow a female around for a week. One night in a bar doesn't seem so bad. - The hooves (not the antlers) are the moose's weapon of choice. - When the hair on the back of the moose's neck stands upright, the moose is ready to attack. - During courtship, a moose's neck becomes swollen, his eyes bloodshot and his temper short. But at least he doesn't have to dance. - The antler cells are the fastest growing cells in nature. - The moose's waddle is called a "bell". - Moose have very poor eyesight, proving the theory that every male, no matter what species, needs a trusty wing-man.Moose Facts courtesy of Moosehead.com Looking for a SICK F-150 showtruck? nevermind the auction's over. But it's still a good picture so I'm gonna leave it up. ..
Layout Pimper.com this is my ginormous bottle cap collection. major contributors include sleezy deezy and jon from y-oh-ming here's a vid

My Interests

I love Christie Lou Who This guy dances to everything. Look at him go, he never quits.

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Visit MySpaceStuff.org agressive skating, soaping, wakeboarding, furthering my experience and knowledge as a connoisseur of fine imported beers MIG MASTER not me ^ my skates

I'd like to meet:



adopt your own virtual pet!"Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one." "Well, I think it's an excellent blue duck. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade. "Wow, Miss Lippy, that's great. What do you think of that Mr. Blue Duck? [pretending to be duck] "That's quacktastic. .. Check out my dad's new toy ^Go to Dante's page.

Music:

afi, system of a down, ratm, sublime, dropkick, nofx, ti, skynyrd, panic at the adiska, jack johnson, modest mouse, hot water music, bloodhound gang, antiflag, ben harper, OAR, Rick Ross , blues traveler, as I lay dying, skynyrd, bob dylan, the who, bella fleck, rush, rise against
Get this video and more at MySpace.com LAST LAUGH^

Movies:

Team America, Lucky # Slevin, Walking Tall, The Rock, Mafia, Girls Gone Wild, Hunted, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Joe Dirt, Fargo, Kill Bill 1&2, V for Vendetta, Tombstone, all 3 Back to the Futures (but 2 was the best)HOVERBOARD BABY!!! YEAH!!!, Scarface, Night at the Roxbury, Dirty Work, Jay and Silent Bob, Zoolander, The Last Samurai, Memento, Airplane, Beverly Hills Cop, Top Gun, Dazed and Confused, The Game, The Heist, Ocean's 11, Full Metal Jacket, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, The Godfathers, Gone in 60 Seconds, The Bourne Identity/Supremacy -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- .. I stole this from Gombos' page but I'm sure he won't mind. This is some funny stuff. That's right, it's a 4dr. Aint no shame in my game. One Bad Muhfugga someday...

Television:

not prison break The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, anything History Channel- Modern Marvels is the SHIT college foosball Family Guy The Discovery Channel and Spike TV/ HorsePower TV (look for moose on the WyoTech commercials)

Books:

Angels and Demons The Davinci Code Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex? and More Questions You'd Only Ask Your Doctor After Your Third Whiskey Sour Breakfast of Champions A Man Without A Country

My Blog

wtf mate

can someone explain to me how this- how do you  say?- "blogging" works?
Posted by tryna catch me ryan dirty on Sun, 14 May 2006 02:17:00 PST