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About Me

I'm bored still.......the squirrels are talkin to me again there tapping on my window telling me to say coochy coo...maybe they want my nuts.......

god its sooo borin lately dont u think??
need summat to do with all this spare time!!
well currently, pondering around in life doin very little

oh well....out of all the things ive lost i miss my mind the most :)
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My Interests

erm...i like everything, sleepin, drinkin large quantities of alcohol and spirits, makin the ladies smile, playin footy, chillin out to my huge music collection, findin new people on my space to chat with :P. i like to relax in the sun with a couple of beers avin a laugh with friends below here

I'd like to meet:

just these ones mainly;
Marilyn Manson
Alice Cooper
La-La ♥
Ade Edmundson
Rik Mayall
An original Umpa Lumpa!!!

Music:

deep breath.......Marilyn Manson, Foo Fighters, Kaiser Chiefs, The Darkness, The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, Alice Cooper, David Bowie, Sex Pistols, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Tenacious D, Rammestein, Cradle of Filth, Mudvayne, Hoobastank, Spineshank, Gwen Stefani, Scissor Sisters, The Rasmus, Nirvana, Blink 182, Fenix TX, My Chemical Romance, Limp Bizket, Lost Prophets, The Killers, Him, Garbage, Electric Six, The Distillers, Avril Lavigne, Auf Der Maur, Alien Ant Farm, Murderdolls, Me First And The Gimme Gimmes, Muse, Papa Roach, Nickleback, Placebo, System of a Down, Tsunami Bomb, Andrew WK, Powerman 5000, Zebrahead, Breaking Benjamin, alkaline trio, Nightwish, Nirvana, Be Your Own Pet, We Are Scientists, The Like, Buzzcocks, Duffo, Drowning Pool.....theres more but to be honest if i wrote them all down id take pages up!! lol ask if u wanna no owt else!

Movies:

erm...Cool freaky pyscho movies or piss takes
Good Morning Vietnam
The Ring
Dog Soldiers
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Incredibles
American Pie 1+2+3
Scary Movie 1+2+3
I, Robot
One Hour Photo
Club Dread
Eurotrip
Football Factory
Batman Begins
Sin City
Bottom Live aswell and the comedies like Lee Evans, Bill Bailey and Al Murray few more aswell but i watch these most of time! Monty Python rocks people! do not piss me off sayin its crap!!!!!!!!

Television:

erm...Simpsons, CSI, Sports shows, Futurama, Family Guy, Will and Grace, Friends, Bottom, Young Ones, Happy Tree Friends, pimp My ride, Jackass, Dirty Sanchez, and so on

Books:

dunno i read alot of Spike Milligan and autobiography type of things and the odd bible from all religions, i like to keep an open mind on everything!

Heroes:

erm...My Grandad cos he tells me all the cool stories of the war and the fun he had!
also a strange red headed man who sadly passed away 11 years ago in march Mr Vivian Stanshall!

My Blog

keeping a cool head

ok corny i know....but fuck you its my story, its my made up world......or is it...... Time was passing, and his mind was brimming, He had now removed the head of his ex nympho-maniac lover and was li...
Posted by Mr tom-o™ on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:59:00 PST

Jack helps sumtimes

He'd found something different to do, he'd found a nymph and he fucking loved it, but he couldn't keep it up for long, he was enjoying the sex and she supplied endless bottles of Jack Daniels for him....
Posted by Mr tom-o™ on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:23:00 PST

everyone makes mistakes

mine was leaving her head in the fridge...... a long time had randomly passed, mostly spent at home along, drinkin to hearts content, and fallin asleep on the sofa downstairs!Now he was in a mood, ver...
Posted by Mr tom-o™ on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 03:39:00 PST

My Chemical Romance

well lets see......Satday night i went to c my my chamical romance!!! and ym god what a fuckin nite!!! i ave to say they are pretty fuckin awesome live!!!!the atmosphere just blew me away!!! and when ...
Posted by Mr tom-o™ on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 04:32:00 PST

All in the Family...By B.Warner

he hoped the tape recorder would still work. it was on of those small portable ones often used in schools or in libraries. Teddy didn't have to realise the irony of his action-angie was in fact the on...
Posted by Mr tom-o™ on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:58:00 PST

goodies

ok i wrote this last nite, but it cocked up did net!! DAMMIT!!!! most of you will be wondering whats, happened to the loot he stole from the palce of work, before he was locked away in a padded c...
Posted by Mr tom-o™ on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:38:00 PST

gd things come to those who wait

He'd enjoyed his time in the grave yard that day, he talked to his gran, and killed another innocent young lady and her dog.he didn't know what else to do with his spare time, he pondered around, his ...
Posted by Mr tom-o™ on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:15:00 PST

I'm the Boogeyman....

And I'm coming to get you...... a while had passed since he'd, enjoyed the brutal, killing, sodomising, and just all round good fun for our friend!!christmas and new year had passed, the police were s...
Posted by Mr tom-o™ on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:54:00 PST

the blood glistened in the moon light

time was pushing on, so long since he'd seen the crimson mass flowing from a battered body.He'd been out and about sunday morning, a walk which took him past the old workers shed, the over grown bushe...
Posted by Mr tom-o™ on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:08:00 PST

life

u ever get the feelin, that something isnt right in a relationship, yet you dnt no how its going to affect someone??you ever felt closed in?? and unable to be yourself at times??you tell them somethin...
Posted by Mr tom-o™ on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:05:00 PST