beastmaster LEX

i am a very important person. i've acquired a genetically altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 mph. hair arranged by the most advanced landscape surveillance operators our company can afford. i have a very expensive pen. i use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words. i attribute this success to my professional demeanor and my strong stock portfolio. though it may not appear so, i am quite comfortable in my surroundings. i have everything, let me show you around.

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