Joe

I enjoy playing guitar. I lift cause it calms my nerves. I am Cuban/Italian. My mom worries too much. I'm pretty happy-go-lucky most of the time but have a pretty bad temper. My dog is insane, has one ear, and can barely see, and is pretty violent but hes cool. Sometimes music is the only way to express how you feel. I love meat and beer. Guiness is the shit. I smoke camel lights. Chris Adimando will be a sick drummer or I will beat him with no mercy. I get along with everyone for the most part unless I hate you. But even if I hate you I will talk to you until you piss me off then I have no other option than to bang your mom..even if she is 300 lbs and hairy. Pantera is the shit. I like the color green. At times I dress like a lumberjack. Some people think I come across as a dick. My dad is a man of very few words but when he speaks it is usually profound. If you fuck with my family..I will fuck you in the ass with a giant dildo made of nails and fire. Midgets are fucking funny. I work at a country club where I pick up golf balls then give them to people so that they could hit the balls and I could go pick them up again and give them back to the people so they could hit them again. I drive a honda civic and that fuckin thing is a warrior. The Rocco's are cool. Fay is white. I like tattoos..on girls they are sexy. My uncle is the loudest man you will ever meet in your entire life. His whispers can collapse buildings. I own 6 assorted string instruments. I wanna learn to play piano. My sister is a pretty girl at 12 years old. Fuck with her and I will fucking pound the shit out of you and any small army you decide to bring to take me down. There is nothing gayer than emo kids and guidos..unless those emo and guido fuckers put balls in their mouths. Thats pretty gay.