Hi chaps my name is Nathan, but most people just call me Chip since thats short for Nathan. I'd say i am a solid 5'8 with pretty buff arms. I dunno if these guns are legal in this state if u kno what i mean. All the ladies dig my unique style of wearing white t shirts that are filled with ketchup and mustard stains with a hint of relish for contrast of the vibrant colors of red and yellow. I'm just so darn edible!!!This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nathan/Chip/Nate Dogg
Birthday: 5/18/87
Birthplace: uterus
Current Location: outside of your window
Eye Color: baby blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5 foot 8 give or take a few millimeters
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Eskimo/caucasian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Keds velcros
Your Weakness: my e.d. (viagra helps)
Your Fears: I will never find my true love
Your Perfect Pizza: ham and turkey deep dish
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get some nice ass dome
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Ahaha good one
Thoughts First Waking Up: How will i get to the bathroom and get past my mom without her noticing my erection
Your Best Physical Feature: I'll have to go with my Massive piece down below 3.5
Your Bedtime: well.. it varies.. depends if its a weeknight or weekend..
Your Most Missed Memory: all the times my hermit crab, Billy, pooped on my hand
Pepsi or Coke: Neither.. can a brother get a little Shop Rite in the house?
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds.. my place of employment
Single or Group Dates: Group dates = group sex
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: gay?
Chocolate or Vanilla: they say once u go black, you never go back
Cappuccino or Coffee: Decaf maxwell house
Do you Smoke: Smoke a little drink a little
Do you Swear: im not allowed
Do you Sing: not in front of people.. i blush a lot
Do you Shower Daily: 4 times a week.. MAx.
Have you Been in Love: never.. i still hold out a little hope though
Do you want to go to College: mad bitches
Do you want to get Married: if she knows how to please me
Do you belive in yourself: i dunno
Do you get Motion Sickness: yea i throw up like everywhere
Do you think you are Attractive: only on good hair days
Are you a Health Freak: look at my pictures.. what do u think?
Do you get along with your Parents: if they didnt abandon me when i was 8 years old.. then yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: naa. i wish though.. musicians get all the chicks
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: if you consider rubbing alcohol being slipped into your hot chocolate by a good friend.. then yea
In the past month have you Smoked: for my glaucoma.. medical purpose
In the past month have you been on Drugs: well when i went into cardiac arrest from the combination of mcdonalds fatness and the rubbing alcohol incident.. they put me on some morphine. also that time i had an attempted date rape
In the past month have you gone on a Date: in my dream last night
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: to eat at friendlys.. i love their monster mash sundaes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i ahd to finish off those halloween oreos from last year. before they got all stale
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: stage fright
In the past month have you been Dumped: i dumped in the toilet
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: thats not possible with my obesity
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: some q-tips from my friend's mom's bathroom
Ever been Drunk: two words: rubbing alcohol
Ever been called a Tease: nope dont believe so
Ever been Beaten up: i got jumped when i was leaving mcdonalds one day by this gang of african americans who thought i was lookin at their girlfriends the wrong way.. when in reality all i was doing was touching myself behind the cash register
Ever Shoplifted: no sir
How do you want to Die: poison
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: regional manager of Mcdonalds
What country would you most like to Visit: my homeland of yakestonia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: personally.. i liek green
Favourite Hair Color: redheads all the way
Short or Long Hair: as short as possible.. that way they shed less
Height: any height
Weight: anything as long as u can handle me sitting on ur lap and not being crushed by the pure fat
Best Clothing Style: Mostly al black clothing.. some chains here.. some dog collars there.. u no how we do
Number of Drugs I have taken: on purpose: none / unaware that i was taking illegal drugs: 3 times that i no of.. plenty of other nightss that are a complete blank in my mind
Number of CDs I own: three: BSB, the Game, and U2
Number of Piercings: Zero right now.. but thats soon to change
Number of Tattoos: I have one from a night where i was drugged by a complete stranger and then went to a tattoo parlor and got the words: "Ricky Fetske owned my ass last night.. literally" inscribed on my chest
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1: being born
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