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Lindsay Sample

About Me

Lindsay hails from the arbors south of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Taking pity upon the unloveliness of the clarinet at the age of 10, she was diagnosed with a mild musical incentive. As years passed she added piano, alto & baritone sax, guitar, flute, and, most recently, ukelele, to her rep. She has attended a lot of colleges and universities (5 total) the most recent & completed being Berklee College of Music, where she was charged with musical indecency and sentenced to four years in the deep, dark pits of 'the real world'. However, Lindsay was paroled due to badass behavior, and she now travels the universe to places like Hawaii, Myrtle Beach, and exotic Covina, and returns to headquarters in Los Angeles, California, where she will be safe until the city self-implodes from its own bullshit in 2012.Lindsay also does stand-up comedy, writes stuff , and really likes cats and nice boys. She has a blog, if you want to know the mindset of a coastal theologian .She is also learning how to bead bras and type 140 wpm on a 1930's typewriter.Kidding about the typewriter.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 08/05/2006
Band Website: http://www.mytb.org/coastaltheologian
Influences: Jazz Age writers, Six Feet Under, Mr. Paul Simon, Mr. Alan Ball, Nada Surf, Ms. Fiona Apple, Mr. Gerry Mulligan.
Sounds Like: laughter just before the scene gets really ugly.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Glory Sundays

I didn't shower on Game Day. I didn't wear a bra on Game Day. I did, however, finally stop wearing the over-sized black and gold halter top that I had been wearing for two weeks straight over a pair o...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 12:46:00 GMT

Steeler Nation

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.... This is my hometown. Steelers Nation, baby.
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:01:00 GMT

Aloha, fuckers.

Going to Hawaii for a month. Any connections or contacts are greatly appreciated, drop me a line, and hook me up. Absolutely.  
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 00:56:00 GMT

INDIEFEST at the Airliner, OCT 6

Alright people, this Saturday there's a show at the Airliner, and I'm in it. Check out the Indiefest line-up this Saturday, October 6, at the Airliner downtown. 2419 North Broadway, LA, CA 90031  ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 00:35:00 GMT

Leno + Autobooks = I <3 Craigslist

I did some jazz standards at the Aerobooks/Autobooks store in Burbank on Saturday for author Wallace Wyss, and who should show up bright and early at its signing, but car-enthusiast Jay Leno? I t...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:31:00 GMT

Motorcycle Rally 9/29

So, I'm playing baritone sax at a Vietnam Vets Motorcycle Benefit in Irwindale. It's Mardi Gras themed. I'll be there with my bari on the 29th, alllll day. These are the gigs, people.Lindslindsaysamp...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:27:00 GMT

Summer style, fall fashion, & HOTTT new conspiracy theories that are sure to turn him on.

I've been feeling more at peace with Myspace as of late, so I thought I'd update my blog with an abbreviated frame of what I've been doing, what I haven't been doing, who's been preventing me from doi...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:07:00 GMT

My video diary is up on YouTube

So... My video diary from the Kent/Pittsburgh shows is finished. Check it out and let me know if it's as good for you as it was for me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQiTU-0GcV8 If it gets too ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 15:09:00 GMT

new video

I'm in one of Max's gig diaries from the hellish Ohio/PA tour:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsYoh6iFRiUIt was a terrible weekend, it was hilarious, and it's worth viewing. My own video account of tha...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:24:00 GMT

Kent excursions...

Hey guys. All roads lead to Ohio?I'll be playing a show at the Kent Stage with Max Goldberg on March 10th. If you're free after, come hang out with us at the Bassa Vita Lounge in charming Lakewood, OH...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:02:00 GMT