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The grim reaper, Robert E. Lee, Will Farrell and Adam Sandler
Little bit of every thing
Your Penis Name Is...
El Presidente
This is some funny $h!T
Sportscenter And Comedy central
Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?
1967 Shelby GT 500
You are a 1967 Shelby GT 500. You love your car because it's rare. You know you can whoop all other cars Ass, but you tend not to because you don't want to scratch your paint. You try to keep as many miles off of your car as you can.
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Sweet tea
Beverage (alc) ? not beer- Rattle snake
Color ? Blue& black
Number ? 42
Item of clothing ? Hat
Meal of the day ? Ice cream
Feature on yourself ? my legs
Quality in a guy/girl ? Big tits
Phrase ? It's not just a game, some1 has 2 win
Song ? Devil went down 2 georgia
Musical Artist/Band ? Godsmack
Sport ? Football,hunting,baseball,basketballand soccer.
Movie ? gods and generals
TV Show ? sportcenter or any thing on comedycentral
Radio Station ? 95 Rock
Type of Chocolate ? syrup
Eye Color ? green or hazel
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? dogs,snake, and fish -no cats, I hate cats
Smoke ? tried did not like. U have 2 B stupid 2 smoke
Drink ? once N a while
Have any piercings ? NO
Have any tatoos ? No
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend maybe
Had sex ? I have A kid what do U think, she ain't virgin mary
Gone streaking ? No, butt I have mooned a lot of people.
Gone skinny dipping ? Yes
Been to Europe ? No
Been to an island ? hawaii
Had stitches ? No
Broken any bones ? My nose about 4 times
Been stabbed/shot ? Not yet
Slept until after 12:00 ? Plenty
Stayed up all night ? plenty
Danced like a whore ? White I can't dance
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? Not sure
Turned down a dare ? If it envolves killing myself-YES
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? Yes
Kiss someone of the same sex ? H*ll friggin NO
Cheat on someone you love ? H*ll Friggin No-She would kill me
Run away from home ? Have
Lie to your parents ? To survive
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? yes
Lie to your best friend ? yes
Give a homeless person money ? have
Run from the police ? Maybe
Bungee jump ? No
Sky dive ? maybe
Cross dress ? I look sexxy N a dress
Be an exotic dancer ? 4 my wife
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? No
Scuba dive ? Have with sharks
Go rock climbing ? have N kentucky
Go spulunking (caving) ? have
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? crazy a$$ white guy
Bologna ? get that $h#t away from me
Hott ? My sexxy1 hott momma wife.
Orange ? I hate florida Gators
Real world ? Welcome 2
Red ? heads-Hott 1's Georgia Bulldawgs
Jack ? Switch handed
Cucumber ? vinegar
Hip-Hop ? some have good beats
Uniform ? Sports or Work
UniCORN ! ? little girls
Rainbow ? John R^#*R$
Clown ? Sick kids
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or -
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