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About Me

I like stuff. Lots of stuff. One time at the dinner table I was eating food and it was good. I like to be entertained. Thats about it. Oh and this one time when I went to Vegas I saw a hooker but I couldn't tell if it was a chick or a dude. I was in dismay over the situation and decided not to purchase what "It" had to offer. Till this day I wonder if this dude was a lady. I guess the world may never know. When I get upset I like to whip out my........ Xbox but even that will sometimes over heat stop working.Cheese balls can clog you hole if not eaten in moderation.Crack whore suprisingly do not usually have crack on them, but I guess thats why they are whores.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can understand and enjoy my BS. People who enjoy cheese. People who enjoy fun. Porn stars Celebraties Ramdom naked women Ladies who enjoy compitition in bed. (I WILL WIN) In to Fucking Hard in fact sometimes you don't have to fuck her hard in fact some times thats not right to do. Sometimes you got to make some love, and fucken give her some smooches too. Sometimes you got to sqeeze, sometimes you got to say please, sometimes you got to say hay ... I'm gunna fuck you, softly. I'm gunna screw you gentalie, I'm gunna hump you sweetlie, I'm gunna balls you descreatly. And then you say, "Hey I brought you flowers." And then you say,"Wait a minute Sally" I think I got something in my teeth. Can you get it out for me? Thats fucken team work! Whats your favorite possish? Thats cool with me, its not my favorite but I'll do it for you. Whats your favorite dish? I'm not gunna cook it. But I'll order it from Zanzabar. And then I'm gunna love you completley, and then I'll fucken fuck you discreetly, and then I'll fucken bone you completly, but then I'm gunna fuck you hard! -TD

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