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Laine

Military Uniform fetish anyone?

About Me

Okay I have to say. Don't fucking lump me into some category of people. I am my own person and I don't conform to any "sub-culture". I dress how I want, I think what I want, and I pretty much do what I want. I enjoy life, I don't sit around in the dark all day...well...I do actually, but that's because sun creates glare on my computer screens and it is hard to play games when there is glare O_O
ANYWAYS I admire people who live how they want and don't try to be something that goes against who they really are. I won't add you to my friends if we have nothing in common, I won't add you to my friends if I find you offensive, I won't add you if your profile is filled with CRAP that is offensive to my senses, especially my ocular senses. You know who you are. LEARN TO HTML K THKS. Frames?! What are frames?? Oh look! I'll put glittery shit and graphics EVERYWHERE! This looks good right?! WRONG ...woah tangent anyways, simple ya?...okay...good.
I am pretty much making this to get back my web-building skills I have since lost since "the accident"...naaahhh there was no accident, I am just a slack bastard. I am pretty much THE MOST BORING person you could meet, I lost all my intrigue in "the accident" I lie there was no accident, I was never interesting to begin with. (update} Now that I have made this, I pretty much don't "get" myspace. It's like Pokemon...but with friends, gotta catch 'em all? Aaaanyways yeaaah, I like denying people being my friends...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA (end update)
All I do is pretty much sit on my ass all day playing computer....yeaaaap. Healthy. Too bad a lot of my friends hate computers T____________T whyyyyyyyyy
I can't spell, but I have amazing grammar SKILLZ -____- I have a job where one of the main goals of the day is to not be stabbed to death (I work with troubled youth). Naaah it's not that bad, or is it? While my job is not a "high-flying career" it is extremely rewarding and a good challenge. Oh it's all so very exciting.
I can be a sarcastic bitch if I want to be, but really I'm a nice person, I seriously am.....LOL...yes Joe I AM a nice person STFU.
Favourite saying: "Don't mess with me or I'll FLOG you"
Favourite Food: CANDY
My phone: An old but reliable Sony Ericsson K700i
My mp3 player: iPoo (yes that is an intentional mistake)
My dream car: Mazda RX-7 FD
Favourite manga character: Onizuka Eikichi
Game I play/am playing/played: World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy, Okami, OMIMUSHAaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Devil May Cry, Katamari Damashii, Silent Hill (2 is da best), Project Zero, Dynasty Warriors, DDR (shuddup it was good exercise), DMX, Time Crisis, Crisis Zone, Counter Strike, Oblivion, Genji...more but cbf writing them down
I Hate: SLOW ASS DRIVERS. THE FREEWAY IS 100 MOTHER FUCKERS NOT 60! Snails, watching people try to dance, LAG...LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG, being ganked far away from a fucking graveyard aaaarrrrg!! Julia Roberts (random I know)
Special Ability: Able to sleep ANYWHERE
Weakness: Nature (WoW), CANDY, stationary, big fuck-off shoes.
ALSO poledancing. Yeap. Started a few years ago, and it's totally awesome.

My Interests

Pole Dancing, World of Warcraft, CANDY, Sleep, Playstation, CS, reading, eating, eating candy, cooking, lazing about, reading, insulting people, putting on make-up

I'd like to meet:

Is this a serious question? -_- Is it like famous people or people from myspace?

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Rammstein, The Tea Party, Gackt (yes I know shut up :P), Karnivool, Malice Mizer, Faye Wong, Tool, Sammi Cheng, Andrea Bocelli, Origa, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Stone Temple Pilots, TaQ, The Bloodhound Gang, They Might be Giants, X-Japan

Movies:

Equilibrium, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Dellamore Dellamorte, Shaolin Soccer, Hail the Judge, Kung Fu Hustle, Once Upon a Time in China, Fong Sai Yuk, Finding Nemo, Shrek

Television:

Invader Zim Cold Case Law and Order Criminal Intent NCIS Monk GiTS Midsommer Murders Fruits Basket Without a Trace

Books:

GTO, The Sandman, X-Men, Maus, Heart of Darkness, Wreaththu, Fruits Basket, Tom's Midnight Garden, Guess How Much I Love You, From the Beast to the Blonde, Bliss, Transmetropolitan, Preacher, The Darkness, The Authority, Planetary, Fire from Heaven, The Maltese Falcon, Double Indemnity, From the Beast to the Blonde, The Music of Eric Zann

My Blog

I smell like cigarettes and I dont even smoke

I permantly smell like cigarettes. I can just smell it, and it's fucking gross. Working at this school is just as bad as working in a smoking allowed pub. Fucking hell. Getting sick of the kids smokin...
Posted by Laine on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST

booooooooooooooriiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggg

Yeap.Back at work. Already tired. Kids already starting to be annoying. Need a holiday again.Today I started working at the Youth Substance Abuse project, teaching them. That was interesting. I kept t...
Posted by Laine on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:06:00 PST

Stolen from Jorja...because I'm bored.

Single or Taken: Taken...by RADIOACTIVE MONKEYS! DAMN YOU MONKEYSSiblings: Just 1, An older bro.Eye color: Brown, I wish they were blue....or purple.shoe size: 8-9Height: 167? I have NFIWhat are you w...
Posted by Laine on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:31:00 PST

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

Okay so it's now day 7 of my being by myself. It's been pretty good! Though sometimes it's weiord because there is usually tonnes of noise around me because of my parents, but now the house is strangl...
Posted by Laine on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:40:00 PST

first real post eva awwww yeaaahhh

HmmmmmmKinda nice not having anyone reading this! So, this has been a sloooow project with me logging into myspace...looking at it then thinking, I would rather be spinning around on my pole, then doi...
Posted by Laine on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:17:00 PST

rar

TESTING MOTHERFUCKER!
Posted by Laine on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:59:00 PST