I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists. They co
About Me
Well if you have the overwhelming thrill of being here you know my name is Samantha. I live in Hell or otherwise known as Southeastern Washington. I have been trapped in this dust bowl since 1979 when my father felt the urge to race the hydroplane out of The Tri-Cities instead of Seattle. Ooh I did move to Waldorf MD for a whopping six months back in 2001 then my wonderful ex lied and got me to come back. What else hmm I was born in Seattle and we moved to Detroit then this little shit hole in Ohio...however Kennewick was way worse.
