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Nadine

Why do you sneak into my mind, why do you haunt me all the the time?

About Me

I jiggle when I walk and have a filthy laugh, what more do you need to know!


You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift! The Muppet Personality Test
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?

My Interests

    Knicker Shopping! I could happily spend all day in Agent Provocateur Baking Cakes Life Drawing - but I need a new model Knitting Sewing and Making Burlesque Glitter Painting Jo Malone Perfumes (Pomegranate Noir/ Red Roses/ Black Vetiver Cafe) Pink Champagne Truffles by Charbonnel et Walker Irregular Choice Shoes - not expensive but quirky and I love them

I'd like to meet:

Julian Barratt (again - only next time I hope to be less bumbling!)| Tom Jones| Dick Van Dyke| Jack Klugman|Jeremy Paxman (I know its strange but I have a huge crush on him)| Richard Hammond (I could carry him around in my pocket)|Danny from McFly (Is it wrong that I have an overwhelming desire to do unspeakable things to him?)|Tom Ford|Marcello Matroianni|Gerard Butler|Serge from Kasabian|Heath Ledger|Nick Frost (I'm having a chubby chaser moment again!)Dolly Parton| Dita von Teese|Isabella Rossellini|Nigella Lawson| Ingrid Bergman| Deborah Kerr|

Music:

Far too varied to go into in detail, if you went through my CD collection you would probably hit on something in almost every musical genre. I have quite an extensive vinyl collection as well but that quite clearly focusses on a few specific artists (at last count I had over 25 Shirley Bassey albums on vinyl alone!)

Movies:

Films

  • Last Tango in Paris
  • Blow Up
  • Blue Velvet
  • Secretary
  • Deliverance
  • The Leopard
  • Rear Window
  • Amarcord
  • Black Narcissus
  • Tristana
  • Leon
  • From here to Eternity
  • And God Created Woman
  • Saturday Night, Sunday Morning
  • The Passenger
  • Buffalo '66
  • 8 1/2
  • Le Mepris
  • Bonjour Tristesse
  • Paris, Texas
  • The Dreamers
  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
  • An Affair to Remember
  • Roma
  • La Dolce Vita
  • Memoirs of a Geisha
  • Last Year in Marienbad
  • A Bout de Souffle
  • Ossessione
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Rita, Sue and Bob Too
  • Pretty in Pink
  • Breakfast Club
  • Faster Pussycat Kill Kill
  • I also have a rather sad obsession with musicals

    Television:

    TV

    Quincy over and over and over again! My love of Quincy is so great that I even have a signed photograph of Jack Klugman next to my bed.

    Books:

    Books

    My favourite authors include

      Gabriel Garcia Marquez Milan Kundera Guiseppe di Lampedusa Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Anthony Burgess
    Also been reading the Georgia Nicholson books by Louise Rennison recently, I know it is all very teenage but as she is the female version of Adrian Mole I think its acceptable and bloody funny.

    Heroes:

    Jesus, Quincy and Burt Reynolds

    My Blog

    My sisters the sheep

    Today saw yet another shopping adventure with my sisters (well two of them anyway - Andrea and Clare) I was as usual brassic so was really just going for a mooch round rather than to to spend any mone...
    Posted by Nadine on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:37:00 PST

    Mass Debate

    After many many months of giant phonebills and frustration at slow connection speeds I have finally got broadband, but this in combination with having far too much spare time on my hands has had disas...
    Posted by Nadine on Thu, 17 May 2007 02:51:00 PST

    Eurovision

    I'm still cross! Friday finally arrived and I collected V from the station, thankfully she had managed to catch the train this time so I wasn't waiting around for hours wondering where she was. We hea...
    Posted by Nadine on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:17:00 PST

    Not long now...

    ...three sleeps in fact! For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about its Eurovision of course. V and I will be having a wonderful vegan feast whilst cackling hysterically at Sir Terry of ...
    Posted by Nadine on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:13:00 PST

    Bit of a shame

    well I'd gone and got myself all psyched up for something very exciting indeed and guess what it never happened, now some of you told me that would be the case but I kept faith none-the-less. It seems...
    Posted by Nadine on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

    Not a happy bunny!

    Well today is officially shit! And you know I dislike swearing unless I;m trying to look cool in front of my mates. The interview I had on wednesday did indeed go badly. Just had to ring them up (I kn...
    Posted by Nadine on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:55:00 PST

    Babbling fool!

    I hate interviews, I rarely perform well in them as I get flustered and babble incoherently today was no exception. Fed up of the financial insecurity of freelance work I have been applying for real j...
    Posted by Nadine on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:32:00 PST

    Bit bored so...

    ...went on one of those what such and such are you predictor things, I blame Karen for having the which famous pin up are you on her myspace - I was Betty Page just like everyone else it seems. Howeve...
    Posted by Nadine on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 06:56:00 PST

    I love a bargain!

    When feeling a bit down in the dumps I am often known to resort to a bit of retail therapy, being a girl I think its mandatory. I couldn't go for a full on blow out as if I'm ever to afford this holid...
    Posted by Nadine on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 06:39:00 PST

    The song stuck in my head today

    This Time - John MartynI'm putting you right out of my life Ain't going to see you for quite some time I'm fading away in the morning sun Maybe behind it I'll find someoneBaby, why do you sneak into m...
    Posted by Nadine on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:30:00 PST