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Jane Alston

I may be crazy but I'm not stupid

About Me

I started out as a busker on The London Underground far too many years ago to admit to, progressed on to performing in the now legendary (apparantly) all girl bands The Brendas and The Well Oiled Sisters on the London pub and gay scene. We toured with the inimitable Morrissey, I went mad, went travelling, had a sexuality crisis, came back and did the 9 to 5 grind as an occupational therapist at The Homerton Hospital and have now returned to my roots as an acoustic performer. If you would like to hear my music, which is all original and not your run-of-the-mill anything, go to my website janealston.com

I have returned to my radio show An Hour With Jane online at www.skfm.org.uk every Friday between 12 and 2 PM GMT. 87.7 FM in August. I play an ecclectic mix of Motown, Indie, The Smiths, Classical, Soul and anything else I find in my record collection. I also have live sessions, playing live on air myself and having guests. My songs have been described as being about "life on the edge". Well, that's one way of putting it. The greatest compliment I have ever had was from a woman in a hostel in Loas who heard me singing late at night and thought she was listening to an angel. I have completed an acoustic album called "If This is a Story", which we're now remixing in a decent studio as it was recorded more or less live in various living rooms and mixed on digital 8 track. The tracks on my website and myspace are the results so far. I'm also going to begin recording a second album as soon as I have taught Paula and Tom all the new stuff. I recently ruined my chances of being taken seriously by the head of EMI by informing him I thought music should be free. Download at your will. I have performed before many thousands and I've played in dingy pubs with punters falling asleep over their pints, and now I rarely perform at all. I'm up for singing on other people's stuff, collaborating and doing session work so contact me if you like my voice and want it on your track. I'm working on getting over the stage fright I developed after having done way too many drugs and ending up in a psychiatric ward, so far got as far as some open mikes in London and Harrogate. The sky didn't fall down and it was OK. A youtube performance has given me the perfect get out clause re the audience/stage fright problem. See below. Also is a track by UK rapper McNi, on which i guest as vocalist, and I helped in the filming/performing of the video. Also is a very funny clip of me losing it at a set of traffic lights. Enjoy, please. xxx Jane http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkMdEFuQX0k http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkMdEFuQX0k

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/8/2006
Band Website: janealston.com
Band Members: Jane Alston and her Lovely Guitarists - Paula Young & Tom Wright
Influences: These are not really influences, just people I like: All sorts from Shirley Bassey to Shostakovitch with a bit of Gladys Knight, The Smiths, Roberta Flack and The Mamas and the Papas thrown in for good measure. The Cowboy Junkies, Portishead, Massive Attack, KT Tunstall, Marvin Gaye, Morrissey, Radiohead, Bach, Mozart, Abba, Bob Marley (until I heard him too much everywhere I went in the world), I could go on but I'm boring myself to death.....
Sounds Like: Jane Alston
Record Label: None foolish enough
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Happy Birthday mi amigo

Hope you having fun at the Isle of White ting. Happy bloody birthday you big old bugger. xxx Jane
Posted by Jane Alston on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:54:00 PST

A big WHY?????

YouTube winefest performance is due for blastoff tomorrow evening. Wooppee! Live performing with no audience to scare the pants off me. Would someone like to tell me why I divulge so much personal inf...
Posted by Jane Alston on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:19:00 PST

Back to the NHS and drunken youtubeing

Cor blimey, it's been so  long I've quite forgotten which buttons to press to get this done! My excuse is that I've been too bloody busy seeing as I'm now back to wage slavery and working back at...
Posted by Jane Alston on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:40:00 PST

How crap am I?

Apologies to anyone who may actually be foolish enough to read my blog as I have appallingly neglected you. I have been so busy being nuts, sleeping with wholey inappropriate people, being d...
Posted by Jane Alston on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:44:00 PST

PS

Forgot my herbal fags (fell off weed wagon again) so ended up smoking spliffs made with TOBACCO which I gave up 4 years ago. Bollocks. Haven't had a fag since tho (or a cigarette) since weekend in Bri...
Posted by Jane Alston on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:22:00 PST

Radio show from hell (heaven?)

I've landed a radio show. I have no deejaying experience, can't work my CD at home, never did work out how to use the video and now have to run a whole studio ON MY OWN! Too many knobs for a techno mo...
Posted by Jane Alston on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:17:00 PST

radio show

I will be on the radio doing a show Wed pm for a month 10-11pm 87.7fm also online www.skfm.org.uk. I have precisely 20 minutes practice in the studio pushing knobs and tweeking faders and anyone who k...
Posted by Jane Alston on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:38:00 PST

Hackney, Gay Pride, football and non-existant live web casts

Hello blog, i have been neglecting you since i have been in Barbados getting drunk with my mother and falling in and out of the sea. When I'm not avoiding the tropical storms, that is. My mother tells...
Posted by Jane Alston on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:59:00 PST

My last day

It occurs to me that I never told my blog about my last day at work, which was most curious and eventful. Are you sitting comfortably? I had to see one of my clients and his care worker in the morning...
Posted by Jane Alston on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 05:27:00 PST

reasons to be cheerful part 2

1. I'M IN BARBADOS! 2. A very nice sounding airline pilot has just tracked me down becuase he has my beatiful old Humber Super Snipe Shirley (whom anyone from The Brendas days will remember) and she l...
Posted by Jane Alston on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 06:40:00 PST