Motorbikes, the effects of drinking paint, thinking up new ways to get Victoria to make me a cup of tea
Kate Moss Scarlett Johanson (they are on "the list")Valentino Rossi / Colin Edwards - legends on the motorbikesJeremy Clarkson - absolute legend, be good to go out on the leather with...Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson - both a pair of geniuses, i actually wet and filled my underpants whilst reading Riks book (on a train!!!) -
Anything except my brother singing - Barton Young - look for him and abuse him
Chopper, Layer Cake, Bond films
Top Gear, Peep Show, Bottom,
any true crime books; Ian Fleming; Howard Marks; Mark Brandon Read,Irvine Welsh
Spider-Man, Snoz-Wangers or whatever those things were called that kill Oompa Loompas - hate those swine things, scare me to death