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Lark Munkwalker

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

About Me

My mood is Larkin --
[noun]:

A master blogger

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comSo once... I was on my way to work, and I had my live-in cheeseburger delivery-man stop at Burger King so I could buy a cheeseburger to calm my raging stomach. Never mind why it was raging. So anyways... I was sitting in the car, holding my cheeseburger... and next thing I know, I'm being laughed at by my delivery-man because I fell alseep with a cheeseburger in my hand.

So I did what any logical person would do: I said, "I'm going to put this cheeseburger in my pocket... for later..." And I did just that.

And that's pretty much all you need to know about me.

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.. .. Advocating Inventor
marriedtothesea.com

My Interests

Belly Dance, Flute, Egypt, Disney's Port Orleans Riverside, Pin-up Girls, Islands, Taping Things To People's Cars, Zips, Ice Cream, Cocktails, Salsa, Singing, Ballroom, Photography, Traveling just about anywhere, Anthropology, France, Acting, Foreign Music, Dancing in my car...
You Are a Mango Margarita
Complex and sophisticated, you're the type most likely to order a round of twelve dollar designer margaritas.
You also entertain with flair, and you've whipped up a few original signature drinks in your time! What Flavor Margarita Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Note to strangers: If you ask to be my friend, and I don't know who you are, I will assume it is SPAM, and mark it as such.
Pachelbel Rant - The best video clips are here

Spokane



Orlando

Music:

Something Corporate, Fefe Dobson, Dashboard Confessional, Bouncing Souls, Student Rick, Elliot Smith, The Ataris, The Format, The Starting Line, Prozzak, Backstreet Boys, Kyo, Panda, Britney Spears, The Streets, Green Day, Fall Our Boy, The Raincoats,Jack's Mannequin, Matt Nathanson, Jay Hotaling, Jessica Klein...

Movies:

Better Off Dead, A Mighty Wind, Airheads, Bedazzled, A Muppet Christmas Carol, Noises Off, Amelie,Say Anything...
Your Life is Like
Better Off Dead... What John Cusack movie are you?

Television:

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Radio Free Roscoe, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Daria, Law & Order, Real Housewives of Orange County, Top Chef, Cheerleader Nation, Action, Psych, Seinfeld, Lost, Romeo & Juliet As Told By Monkeys.....

Books:

Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About, A Certain Chemistry, Mike Nelson's Mind Over Matters, Mike Nelson's Movie Mega-Cheese, America: The Book, The Never Ending Story, This Book Will Change Your Life, Pickles The Fire Cat, Fight Club, Survivor, Lullaby, Haunted, Count of Monte Cristo, French Phrases For Dummies, The Art Of Living, The Neverending Story, Secrets Of The Jin-Shei...

Heroes:

Bonkers.

My Blog

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I love when boys un-frustrate me.I don't like, however, that not only is our sink filled with dishes, but our entire countertop is covered with dishes and trash... including an eggshell, and a whole e...
Posted by Lark Munkwalker on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 08:17:00 PST

I Dreamt Last Night That I Was In Bed With Stephen Colbert.

Just sayin'.Also... There's a boy that's making me frustrated.Also, WHY IS EVERY BOY IN ENTERTAINMENT GAY?! Even the cute corpses are gay! Argh!
Posted by Lark Munkwalker on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:17:00 PST

Best Warning Label Ever.

On my new skillet:CAUTION: For safety, please keep birds out of the kitchen.That's right, birds. It goes on to say it's for their respiratory system, but I just liked that sentence.Also, to my fat roo...
Posted by Lark Munkwalker on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:14:00 PST

I Suppose I Have Brandon Hanson To Thank For This.

I am now wary of every boy who flirts with me. I just assume they just are trying to get me in bed to prove that they can. Although I'm not thinking it's an entirely bad thing. I'll blame the fact tha...
Posted by Lark Munkwalker on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:01:00 PST

ONE THING.

The one thing I asked when I moved in: Please don't leave dishes in the sink. Just that one little thing.So why are there always dishes in the sink? Always....
Posted by Lark Munkwalker on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:46:00 PST

I Might Just Have To Beat My Roommate To Death.

Ugh... We still haven't spoken a word to each other, but I still want her OUT. The day she moved it, so moved all MY groceries from MY shelf, and Lindsay was nice enough to let me share with her. But ...
Posted by Lark Munkwalker on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:52:00 PST

I Got A New Roommate.

I'm kind of thinking of making her take a pregnancy test before I bother to get to know her.
Posted by Lark Munkwalker on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:32:00 PST

Remember...

Remember how happy I was that I could fit into some jeans I bought when in 2005? Yes, well... not they don't even fit super-snug-ly. They fit just right! I'm pretty sure Chipmunks are good for my heal...
Posted by Lark Munkwalker on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:48:00 PST

It Was Like Another Steven Wilber.

Sometimes I can't roll my eyes hard enough.Completely unrelated, when was the last time I thought about Steven Wilber? I can't even remember.Now if I could get that way with some other exes... life wo...
Posted by Lark Munkwalker on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 05:00:00 PST

Uhm...

I'm starting to think that maybe my new apartmentmate doesn't actually exist. Otherwise, she might have acknowledged that I was in the room by now...*shudders*
Posted by Lark Munkwalker on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:42:00 PST