Buenos Dias. I have been known to hang out in trees that don't look like they could support my weight. I have been known to frequent Mikuni and other fine sushi establishments. I have been known to spit out gum off of chair lifts when snowboarding. I have been known to order off the dinner menu at IHOP. I have been known to break into people's houses, put up a poster and leave without stealing anything. I have been known to shoot grasshoppers with a BB gun. I have been known to hang out in the gun store with a big soda and spit it into a spittoon. I have been known to throw hissy fits when baseball is on instead of everybody loves raymond reruns. I have been known to spend hours studying for a test then ditch the class anyway. I have been known to run down the street naked, completely sober, at 3PM, on a Tuesday.
One of those is actually true.Death through freak supernatural incident
You are going to die in a freak vampire/werewolf incident. I would start carrying garlic and silver bullets if I were you. There is something weird about your demeanor, and evil is attracted to you. Plus you may be a little attracted to evil too.
SEE NAKED OLD PEOPLE or SELL YOUR PARENTS
Basic Survey [ 87 questions]
** basics **
Name:: Greg
Nickname:: T-Bone, or Muffy, either works.
Location:: California
Birthplace:: Napa
Birthstone:: Um frickin December shit
Birthday:: December 16, 1981
Sign:: Sagitarrius
Righty or Lefty:: Right
Screenname:: sorry all u porn spam fags arent gettin this
** your looks **
Height:: 6'3
Weight:: 190
Shoe size:: 12
Hair Color:: Brown
Hair Length:: Just look at the damn pictures
Eye Color:: Brown
Size:: Well its longer than a dollar bill thats all i am willing to disclose
Glasses:: Arnette Sunglasses
Braces:: 7 frickin years when i was younger, i guess its worth it for the compliments on my smile i get nowadays
Piercings:: I am not gay
Tattoos:: 1
** fashion **
Where do you shop:: Stores
What do you usually wear:: Clothes
What kind of shoes do you wear:: Oakley sandals
Do you wear a watch:: Kenneth Cole
Color you never wear:: pink..and thats final
Color you wear at least once a week:: Black i guess
Something you wear everyday:: The same underwear as the day before
Do you wear make up everyday:: Only below the belt
Most cherished piece of clothing:: Sandals definetely
You wouldn't be caught dead wearing:: Jean Jacket..horrible
Do you wear belts:: yes
Do you wear hats:: CHEESEHEADS of course
How many pairs of shoes do you have:: 4 including 2 sandal pairs
** music **
Favorite kind of music:: Serious Rock
Least Favorite:: Ja Rule or Country
How many CD's do you have:: approaching 3200 songs on my computer, all of which i actually like.
Last CD you bought:: Ra- Duality
Whats in your CD player right now:: Stone Sour
Do you download music:: yes
** Favorites **
Color:: green
Number:: 16
Season:: summer hands down
Ice cream:: mint cookie(elusive though i havent seen it in stores for years)
Website:: anything with football on it
Quote:: "She looks good from far, but far from good"
Store:: does the burrito truck count?
Singer:: lajon from sevendust
Rapper:: e-40
Song:: Metallica- No Leaf Clover
Movie:: Better Off Dead
Actor:: FITTY CENT FA SHO
Actress:: Sophia Bush, i refuse to see 'The Hitcher' but she is unbelievable.
Kind of movies:: Funny
Place to be:: Claim Jumpers
Time of day:: 1PM
Clothing Brand:: Whatever's Clean
Animal:: Aliens
Food:: Burrito Truck
Holiday:: Thanksgiving
Shape:: Hot Chick In A Bathing Suit
Restaraunt:: Claim Jumpers
Fast food place:: Popeye's Chicken
Boy's name:: Lake
Girl's name:: Kaeda
Word:: SACK
Month:: August
Candy:: Caramello
** love and relationships **
Sexual Preference:: On Bottom
Boyfriend or Girlfriend:: Single.
Crush:: does anyone seriously answer this??
Do you believe in love at first sight:: no
What do you look for in a guy/girl:: flaws. then i eliminate the damned from the realm of possibility.
Best physical feature:: Long beautiful hair
Best hair color:: blonde or brown w/highlights
Best eye color:: there something to be said for all of them
** randoms **
Do you paint your nails:: yes with the blood of dallas fans
What color is your tooth brush:: who cares
What's on your desktop:: piles and piles of both useless and useful shit
Do you like roller coasters:: TOP GUN, but fuck great america they replaced stealth with kiddie rides
Do you do drugs:: not into the whole tweeker scene
Are you a virgin:: i've had my share of mistakes...
Do you have any pets:: just my dick
What time do you go to sleep:: when i am tired probably like 3 AM every night
FIND ROBOT WIVES | WATCH MICHAEL MOORE MASTURBATE
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Please jump in front of a bus.
