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Chris

It's a dog eat dog world out there and I am wearing milk bone underwear!!!!!!

About Me

Well I grew up in western Oklahoma in a small town named Cordell. When I was 21 I moved from there to Fort Gibson in the eastern part of the state. At 23 I moved to Clayton in the southern part of Oklahoma. I met my wife Michelle there and have been married ever since. We have 2 children, 1 is 14 and the other 10. We live on a farm with 110 acres and 2 ponds. I love the eastern part of Oklahoma, if you are not from Oklahoma you probably think the whole state is flat and void of trees, but not the eastern part. There are tons of trees and mountains (small hills really) and lakes everywhere. I love to go the lake and wakeboard and ski and tubing. I love to snow ski too. I usually travel to Angel Fire every winter but I have traveled to the Denver area the last 2 winters.
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My Interests

I love most outdoor sports, weightlifting and hunting. I enjoy singing but i don't know if others enjoy me enjoying it. My church has a small band that I sing with. I like computers otherwise i would torture myself with the job I have. I really like to travel it seems I just don't have the time to travel as much as I would like.

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I'd like to meet:

HMMMM This is a tough one. There are several people that I would have liked to have met Albert Einstein, Solomon, Ghandi, JFK, Thomas Edison, Bohn Scott and Abraham Lincoln. Today I would like to meet Jesse Jane, Kate Beckinsale, Charlize Theron :-), all the guys from Jackass, The Rock and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris Garvin
Birthday: September 10th
Birthplace: McAlester, Oklahoma
Current Location: Buffalo Valley, Oklahoma
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: American Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dress
Your Weakness: To Many for the room given
Your Fears: Same as Above
Your Perfect Pizza: meat lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make it through
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: morning wood
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me
Your Bedtime: 10
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't remember those that I should :-)
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Red Diamond
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, Just like my women, black and strong
Do you Smoke: Only after sex, I am down to a pack a day
Do you Swear: Occasionally
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Not again
Do you want to get Married: did
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: sort of
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: In my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming like everyone else in the car he was driving
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Don't want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No preference
Favourite Hair Color: No preference
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: No preference
Weight: Proportional to the height
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: Counting prescription 1000
Number of CDs I own: 100 or more
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: just a few

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Music:

I like broad range of music. Most 80's music except for pop that is being sung by a girl with 6 foot bangs. Some rap, metal, punk and country.

Movies:

The movie I am guessing that I have watched more than any other is Shawshank Redeption. I love it everytime I see it. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly and Cool Hand Luke are 2 of my favorites also. Joe Dirt, Dumb and Dumber, Shallow Hal and Uncle Buck are among my favorite comedies. I think The Sixth Sense was my favorite scary movie just because it was so smartly done not really that scary. The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre is still the movie that really scared me the most.

Television:

I don't watch that much television but try and catch CSI and The Ultimate Fighter when I can.

Books:

I hardly ever get to read any fiction, if it is not a technical manual I usually don't have to time to read it.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Stranded in Baton Rouge

Well I flew to Baton Rouge on Thursday to look at a computer network and was worried about the weather back home.  I was to fly back to Tulsa today but the flight was cancelled.  Oh wel...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST

Pickup Lines

Here are a few catchy pickup lines that I have used in the past with great success. Feel free to try them out on your next night out.1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.2) Are yer parents retarded...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:37:00 PST