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About Me

I'm a member of an elite organization located high up in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado. Our name, SMPTS. Our main goal..fame, fortune, and global domination. Although we may be too high to ever accomplish this. We are dedicated to snowboarding and partying. When we're not up shredding Keystone in the winter time you can find us slamming beerbongs and running from top-notch high-security government officials in the suburbs of Denver.Right now I'm a Globe Trotter, exploring Europe. I'm hot to trot. I'm a man with a plan, I've got a mission and ambition. A master of disaster. A rebel without a clue. A rude, lude, crude dude with an attitude. It was my fate to skate and masturbate. Wheelin' & Dealin' I'm a champ of the ramp! born to lose and destined to fail! I eat lightening and crap thunder. I'm a walking catchfraze! My goal is to be one of the greatest rockstars in the world. Anyway, you may ask yourself, what does SMPTS stand for? Well my friends, that is to remain a mystery. Think of it this way...If you don't know, you don't deserve to know!
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My Interests

You're An Alcoholic
Time to go back to step one. What Kind of Drunk Are You? MUSIC! MUSIC! MUSIC! GETTING DRUNK! I like skateboarding & Snowboarding, I love playing music & writing songs! I'm a master of cerimonies, what can I say! Masturbation & Procrastination! I also love to draw. I'm pretty good to.

I'd like to meet:

The Higher influence on the Human Race. Most call this God!
You are a Self-Discoverer
You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.
You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.
You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
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Music:

PUNK! .. .... ..

Movies:

Airheads

Television:

TV warps the brain and is the root of all evil! Barney is Gangsta!

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Books:

The Idiots' Guide to Skateboarding, Allen Carr's EASYWAY To Stop Smoking!

Heroes:

Hoagies & Subs Lime juice in the eye...

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My Blog

Sibling Rivalry!

Why do I hate my older brother so much?! Why is he such a low life? He is my least favorite person in the world right now! It hurts knowing that he despises me just as much as I do him. Recently he wa...
Posted by Izzy Stoned on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:09:00 PST

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