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likestotouchhimself

when i think about you i touch myself

About Me

i like touching myself especially on tuesdays. sometimes i like touching myself other days but i stop and restrain myself. i also like tho touch others. you could say i like touching. i used to see someone about this touching fetish i have but that ended. yeah i touched him. OH YEAH AND I HATE PEOPLE WHO CANT TAKE A JOKE. IF YOU CANT YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF AND ALL THOSE AROUND YOU CAUSE THEY PROBABLY CANT EITHER, I HOPE YOU DO IT BY SLITTING YOUR WRISTS OR TAKING A HOT SODERING IRON AND PUTTING THROUGH YOUR EYE, OR MAYBE WHILE YOU SKI/SNOWBOARD YOU BREAK YOUR LEG AND THE OTHER LEG SMASHES YOU FACE AND BREAKS YOU OCCULAR SOCKET AND YOU EYE FALLS OUT, OR YOU CAN BE SIMPLE AND PLUG A TOASTER IN AND TAKE A SHOWER WITH IT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD START DOING HERION AND HAVE A SLOW DEATH THROUGH A HOPELESS ADDICTION

My Interests

touching, feeling, smelling, tasting, looking, and snowboarding. MAKING A JOKE OR 2

I'd like to meet:

people who are also into touching preferrably people with big hands, they can touch a whole lot more at once. people with small hands are also good, they can touch those hard to reach places. oh yeah id also like to meet micheal jackson, my idol. PEOPLE WHO CAN TAKE A JOKE AND LAUGH

Music:

favorite song when i think about you i touch myself

Movies:

self help videos and do it yourself videos

Television:

to busy touching to watch tv

Heroes:

micheal jackson