Never under ANY circumstances.... |
Never under ANY circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:08:00 GMT |
Remember in elementary school... |
Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? Where's the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower??!!
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:05:00 GMT |
If toast always... |
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:01:00 GMT |
Everyone... |
Everyone has a photographic memory!!! (some just dont have film)
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:47:00 GMT |
I used to... |
I used to think I was so indecisive, but now Im not so sure!!!
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:45:00 GMT |
Never B afraid 2 try something new... |
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic!!!
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:44:00 GMT |
When I was a kid... |
When I was a kid I used to pray every day for a new bike. Than I realized that the lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:41:00 GMT |
"Since light travels faster than sound... |
"Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak."
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:38:00 GMT |
YoU r So... |
...Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder :-))
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:29:00 GMT |
Smoke this over... |
It's like if you plant something in the concrete and if it grows and the rose petals got all kinda scratches and marks, you ain't gonna say "damn, look at all the scratches and marks on the rose that ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:21:00 GMT |
