Your Yard Gnome, Your Best Friend |
Your Yard Gnome, Your Best Friend My life has been a nightmare. My father was a woman, and my mother was a fifteen-year-old French poodle who smoked drywall. The fondest memories I retain from childho...
Posted by The Illustrious Mister J on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:13:00 PST |
String Theory |
Basic: The String TheoryThink of a guitar string that has been tuned by stretching the string under tension across the guitar. Depending on how the string is plucked and how much tension is in the str...
Posted by The Illustrious Mister J on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:10:00 PST |
I roast in salty sauce |
I need more exercise :)I'm not OK not great, but not bad, just staying above waterI sit and watch what is left of my good youthful years strip themselves away from me, like a good roast. at leas...
Posted by The Illustrious Mister J on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:09:00 PST |
