This is beautiful... |
..>
WHERE WOULD YOU BE:
IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?
IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?
IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU...
Posted by DANIELLE on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:47:00 PST |
I Believe- |
I believe -. . . that just because two people argue, it doesn'tmean they don't love each other.And just because they don't argue, it doesn'tmean they do.I believe -. . . that we don't have...
Posted by DANIELLE on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:02:00 PST |
Salesman |
A young guy from Mississippi moves to Florida and goes to a big"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"The kid says "Yeah. I...
Posted by DANIELLE on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:23:00 PST |
Message from Tyler Perry |
Message from Tyler:
March 21st, 2007
This morning I awoke and was so frustrated about all of the stuff that I'm dealing with in trying to get this studio open.. I was about to open my mouth and start ...
Posted by DANIELLE on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:24:00 PST |
Out of Gas |
little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around>> the>> block?>> >> Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat.">> >> "What's that mean?" asked the child.>> >> "Go ask your father....
Posted by DANIELLE on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:19:00 PST |
A Good Husband |
A husband wakes up with a huge hangover thenight after a business function.He forces himself to open his eyes and the firstthing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the ...
Posted by DANIELLE on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:16:00 PST |
One day |
One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, inthe warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain oflearning that sometimes there isn't anymore. No more hugs...
Posted by DANIELLE on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:35:00 PST |
NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!! |
In the beginning, God cre...
Posted by DANIELLE on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:31:00 PST |
Subject: To Live In Florida! |
You might be a Floridian if..."Down South" means Key West"Panhandling" means going to Pensacola.You think no-one over 70 should be allowed to drive.Flip-flops are everyday wear.Shoes are for business ...
Posted by DANIELLE on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:13:00 PST |
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. |
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his > wife> told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could> &...
Posted by DANIELLE on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:09:00 PST |
