Admiral Akbar - ProfilesArchive

About Me

the basis of optimism is sheer terror
Freedom isn't really free until Freedom Fries are free.

My Interests

puke, puking, fake puke, pareidolia, panspermia, destroying gender roles and stereotypes, free love, being negative, multiple intelligences, cryptozoology/cryptids, vernacular architecture, guts, vegetables, hilarity, slides, swings, playgrounds, grass, magic, mutants, monsters. costumes.

I'd like to meet:

if i could i would meet:
orson welles
anais nin
steve buchemi
marc bolan
oscar wilde
syd barrett

Music:

currently: Cathedral
Magma
Toadliquor
Spirit Caravan
Silver Apples
Shark Attack
Hawkwind
Ocean
Blue Cheer
Suma
Witchcraft

Movies:

Clash of the Titans
Dark Crystal
The Last Unicorn
2001: A Space Odyssey
Susperia
Dune
The House of Yes
Shivers
Flight of the Dragons
Sleep Away Camp 3
Ghostbusters 1 and 2
The Burbs

Books:

My Blog

alone

from childhood's hour i have not beenas others were; i have not seenas others saw; i could not bringmy passions from a common spring.from the same source i have not takenmy sorrow; i could not awakenm...
Posted by Admiral Akbar on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:53:00 PST

big ups from brooklyn

so i've been here a week, and life is loco.earlier this week our basement flooded. I was sleeping down there.the sound of rushing water woke me up. I noticed one of the rugs down there floating down t...
Posted by Admiral Akbar on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:43:00 PST

what i have to say is this:

i teach toddlers, and the other day this zoid-child pooped his pants. while in transit from the playground to the diaper station, the turd fell out and was left behind, on the ground. later when i w...
Posted by Admiral Akbar on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST