Hi! My name is Shannon. I'm 24 and I live in the bowels of Chilliwack. I'm just trying to scrape by enough money to pay off my massive student loan debt so I can pursue my dreams.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shan "The Beav" Nielsen
Birthday: April 24 1982
Birthplace: Chilliwack, BC
Current Location: That Van Outside Your House
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Tallish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Danish/Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Reef Fanning White/Light Blue Biotch!!!
Your Weakness: Chocolate, Oral Sex, Shopping
Your Fears: Spiders, Sea Weed, Tards
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots of sauce and burnt cheese no olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pay off some student loan debt
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL I especially hate people that say LOL in real life!
Thoughts First Waking Up: There's morning wood in my ass!
Your Best Physical Feature: My hot abs
Your Bedtime: Anytime Katies Red Snapper Is Near My Bed
Your Most Missed Memory: Ahhh Car Surfing and Long Summer Nights Cruizin In The PenisMobile
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi no ice
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both
Single or Group Dates: Depends who the group is
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both, but mostly chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Capp
Do you Smoke: Not cigarettes
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: All the time I'm like the next William Hung
Do you Shower Daily: If you're lucky
Have you Been in Love: Still am
Do you want to go to College: Already went
Do you want to get Married: Sure why not?
Do you belive in yourself: Sure..?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Don't think so
Do you think you are Attractive: To Some
Are you a Health Freak: Not Likely
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, but I like to watch lightening better
Do you play an Instrument: Skin Flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: TGIF Dreamsicle, Pina Colada, Some sick Growers cooler.
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: If You Call It That
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Went to Bellis Fair the other day
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Peak Freans and Chips Ahoy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Woomai $63 between the two of us!!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Only by Fat Picard
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In My Shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yeah what was I? Born Yesterday? Jesus Christ
Ever been called a Tease: Cock Tease Malloy
Ever been Beaten up: Yo mama
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah when I was knee high to a grasshopper
How do you want to Die: Fully clothed b
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Travis Shuldts pants
What country would you most like to Visit: Disneyworld?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Glass Eye
Favourite Hair Color: Wig
Short or Long Hair: Mullet
Height: Midget
Weight: Fat
Best Clothing Style: None
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: I only steal music off the net
Number of Piercings: 8
Number of Tattoos: Zip
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Almost everything I've ever bought on ebay
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