Somedody not wearing a vertical striped shirt. Bonus points if you are transgendered and/or work in the fast food industry. If you have ever used the word "kewl" we could be a match. I really like people who create fun nicknames for themselves and others by adding "ster" to their last names. Like if your name is John and you call yourself "The Johnster" or your friend's name is Jen and you call her "The Jenster." Also, if you are in a female gang called The Lizzies and you think you can lure me and my crew back to your pad near Union Square station with your cheap booze and strange wool and then ambush us because you think we shot Cyrus- well then you are not very nice and I would not like to meet you.