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About Me

I'm really just a very laid-back person, but then again, who doesn't say that? I live in a town I can't stand and I work at a job that's getting me nowhere. I'm 21 and not going to college. There's nothing there for me. I've been trying to move out of this town for about a year and so far it hasn't worked. I don't have much else to say so I'll just give you some random info: I drive a Suzuki Vitara. It's blue. I have size 13 feet and I have a hard time buying shoes. I have 2 bedrooms in the same house. I have 8 clocks. My favorite smell is gasoline. I've dyed my hair just about every natural color there is. I've never had a boyfriend. When I was 13 or so I almost went to Australia. I love smoking, so please don't give me crap about it. I thoroughly enjoy getting trashed. I used to have a radio show. I have a birthmark on my right big toe. If you push on it, it goes away, then returns. I love salt. I hate breakfast food. I'm slightly OCD. I sell insurance. In addition to this, I have a livejournal. If I have a can of mixed nuts, I will eat only the cashews. I'm a terrible procrastinator. My best friend just moved to Hawaii and I miss her too much. I'm tired of wasting your time, but if you read all this, thanks, and you'd better add my ass.Wanna talk to me? Duh.
AIM --- mikermelon
MSN --- [email protected]
Yahoo! --- mikermelon
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My Interests

Sex, love, music, life, anything shiney, fire, Americanos, men, tattoos, piercings, rain, soft sheets, attitude, being a bitch, swearing, smoking, beauty products, tanning, driving, money, running stop signs, photography, friends, being an ass, lights, sleep, texture, water, cigarettes, driving too fast, Wendy's

I'd like to meet:

Everybody. I'm a people whore.

Music:

Scissor Sisters, Gwen Stefani, Against Me!, Lindsay Lohan, Bond, Missy Elliott, Bjork, Lisa Hoffman, Fiona Apple, Rammstein, Garbage, Muse, Seal, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Kylie Minogue, Rhianna, Samuel Barber, Fearless Pirates of Willygoat, Save Farris, Regina Spektor, Rilo Kiley, Green Day, Duran Duran, Kelly Clarkson, Sheryl Crow, Massive Attack, Natalie Imbruglia, Lauryn Hill, Something Corporate, Rufus Wainwright, Tilly & The Wall, Jill Scott, Old Crow Medicine Show, Rachael Yamagata, Danny Elfman, Ludwig von Beethoven, Ludacris, Tom Waits, The Cranberries, Dizzee Rascal, Imogen Heap, Le Tigre, Gob, L'Arc-en-Ciel, Jem, Prince, Sigur Ros, The Ramones, Tori Amos, Damien Rice, Goldfrapp, etc etc...

Movies:

My Movie Personality
My Top Rated Movies

Category My Ratings
Blockbusters Yuck
Comedies Good
Action OK
Love Great!
More Stuff Good

How do we compare? Take the quiz

Check out my page on Flixster - add me if u r on!
http://mikermelon.flixster.com
We Are Scissor Sisters...And So Are You, The Sweetest Thing, Airplane, gay porn, Four Brothers, To Wong Fu..., Crash, Harold & Maude, Misery

Television:

FLAVOR OF LOVE

Books:

Anything by Agatha Christie, "Angels and Demons" and "The DaVinci Code" both by Dan Brown, "White Oleander"

Heroes:

Gwen Stefani, Ana Matronic, my Lover, NICOLE RITCHIE!!!

My Blog

Boyfriend Application.

1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Birthday: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy ...
Posted by Megalomaniac" on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:11:00 PST

oh, what a night...

i started off the night by having dinner with my coworkers at the turtle club. i bought a long island iced tea and a bloody mary. after that my coworker, my boss and i went to the bar. my boss bought ...
Posted by Megalomaniac" on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:56:00 PST

12:16 am

Night 3 of not being able to fall asleep. Probably doesn't sound too bad but I go to work at 6am, so falling asleep at 2am is NOT kosher. Lately I've realized I don't have many friends. Locally, that ...
Posted by Megalomaniac" on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:30:00 PST

In Search Of (A poem)

You found out today that you can't drink awayyour pain, your regrets and your fears.You've tried oh so hard but there's nothing but shardsat the bottom of infinite beers.The cure is the cause and you'...
Posted by Megalomaniac" on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 04:03:00 PST

Bullshit. (a poem)

Don't say you like me.Don't say you love me.Don't say you miss me.Don't say you admire me.Don't say you wish you were me.Don't say I have it good.Don't say it'll be okay.Don't say I'm a burried treasu...
Posted by Megalomaniac" on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 01:12:00 PST

If you want my auto, want my autobiography....

AutobiographyPart 1: The Birth of YouWere you a planned baby? Probably not.Were you the first? Nope, rather, the last!Who was present at your birth? Well my mom, definitely...Were your parents married...
Posted by Megalomaniac" on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:17:00 PST

The Gay Survey (stolen from Skylar)

how old are you? Turning 21 in Augustare you male or female or is gender just a state of mind to you? Malehave you come out yet? Yesif yes, who was the first person you came out to? Both Tara and Mari...
Posted by Megalomaniac" on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:25:00 PST

PANTALONES!

So, these are the pants I'll be wearing to the Pimps & Hoes Ball this weekend...they're pretty ho-tastic, right?Bahahahaha....................I ain't neva seen an ASS LIKE THATAnd this is the end ...
Posted by Megalomaniac" on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 09:47:00 PST

The best parties are on Monday nights!

Monday night was "Daquiri night with the girls Mike". Haha. I'll keep this short so you can get to the pics. Lisa and I opted for rum shots rather than daquiris, and Becky followed suit, except Lisa...
Posted by Megalomaniac" on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 06:06:00 PST

Goddammit.

I just want to leave. Right now. To anywhere. I wish I didn't worry about money so much. I wish it didn't mean so much to me. I wish it wasn't so necessary.I want to be the one to leave broken hearts ...
Posted by Megalomaniac" on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 05:06:00 PST