Christonium

Well I started out life as a a sperm like most people but once I was born people were like "why does that kid rock so damn hard?, I mean he is like GnR and Andrew W. K. in one person". So the doctors did a bunch of experiments on me and found that I was made of the most dense metal known to man so they made me an element called Christonium but I was just too rocken for the regular periodic table, so they put me on my own and gave me both an atomic weight and number of 666. OK I lie and I don't really rock that hard I mean if you talked to my friends they might say Im cool but then I have to get some friends first for you to talk to them. Actually I have a hatered for computers and I really don't know what the hell this web site is about but my friend has a thing on here and we were drinking and I got drunk and thought it might be a good idea to make my own thing, man was I wrong now I have to write all this crap and I'll never end up looking at this thing again, man I need another drink, well any ways I guess I should get back to my storie. I grew up near Chicago and got into the whole punk scene when I was 12 or so, if you want to call it a scene any more, and I've been living the life ever since, you know going to shows getting drunk, being poor, OH but I do have a job as custodial engineer and I go to school at western Illinois university but since I go to school all the money I make goes to paying for it. Oh well other then that I don't have much of a life besides smoking crack and drinking antifreez. Man I should have stuck with my original Christonium storie that was way cooler then my real life.