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Noodle the Führer of all Mankind

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About Me

Yeah, uh, most people don't actually call me Matt most of the time. Even face to face, most of my friends/people i know call me "Noodle". There is of course an interesting and educational story behind this, but you don't give a damn, and even if you do, you don't now, because i said so.
I am 88% Metal Head.
.. I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys..... Take the
Metal Head Test
@ FualiDotComI guess I'm not a very good person...
Greed: High
Gluttony: Medium
Wrath: Very High
Sloth: Medium
Envy: Very High
Lust: Medium
Pride: High
Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

My Interests

I don't have very interesting interests. I like Video games, especially Halo, playing drums, playing some bass, watching various cartoons on adult swim ('specially Metalocalypse... go figure), chillin' it, killin' it, drinkin' a bud

I'd like to meet:

There aren't a lot of people I'd like to meet. Among these few are Vinnie Paul, Lars Ulrich and Travis Smith, Jaska W. Raatikainen, some of the most badass drummers there have ever been, from Pantera, Metallica, Trivium and Children of Bodom respectively. Also, the guys from Throwdown seem pretty cool, and I wouldn't mind meeting them. Amongst the other people I'd like to meet are Steve Downes, Jen Taylor, David Scully and Julie Benz.888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888___88888888888888888___888888888888 888888888888_____888888888888888_____88888888888 888888888888_____888888888888888_____88888888888 888888888888_____888888888888888_____88888888888 888888888888_____888888888888888_____88888888888 888888888888_____888888888888888_____88888888888 888888888888_____888888888888888_____88888888888 888888888888_____88____888____88_____88888888888 888888888888_____8______8______8_____88888888888 888888888888_____8______8______8_____88888888888 888888888888_____8______8______8_____88888888888 888888888888_____8______8______8_____88888888888 888888888888_____8____88888888888888888888888888 888888888888_____8___88_____________888888888888 888888888888_____8__88_______________88888888888 888888888888______8888________________8888888888 888888888888________88888______________888888888 888888888888__________88888____________888888888 888888888888____________8888___________888888888 888888888888_____________888__________8888888888 888888888888______________88__________8888888888 888888888888_______________8__________8888888888 888888888888_______________8_________88888888888 888888888888_______________________8888888888888

Music:

METAL!!!!!!!!!!!! Pantera, Trivium, Judas Priest, old school Metallica, Iron Maiden, Children of Bodom, Throwdown, Yngwie Malmstein, Slayer, Arch Enemy, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Rammstein, Shadows Fall, In Flames, System of a Down, etc. etc. ad infinitum

Movies:

That 300 movie was fucking badass, but other than that I like most comedy and action movies, but I can't say I really have any favorites.

Television:

Fricken Adult Swim is the greatest invention concieved by any man in this century. who thought that you could put anime and Family Guy together to get the greatest thing on television since Pokemon.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Flamethrower
Your Favorite Target: Pedophiles
Your Kill Count: 1,427,342,886
Your Battle Cry: "Mutha fuckaaaaaaas!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 12
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $200,491,807,732,521
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 91%

Quiz created with MemeGen !

Books:

Books, what the hell are those? JK, but i don't read many books these days. My favorite recently are the Halo books, Jurrasic Park, the Star Wars series.

Heroes:

Any of the drummers from the bands I mentioned above. If I could be half as good as any of them I'd be happy. Failing that, I want one of their drumsets or a pimpin' keyboard, so I can practice my ass off in the mean time to make my self that good.

adopt your own virtual pet!And on top of it all, I want to be Terry Tate XD

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My Blog

Late night religious rant

Lately I've been thinking a lot about the subject of religion, christianity especially, but not exclusively. If you want an encyclopedic run down of the condradictions, flaws, and injustices within th...
Posted by Noodle the Führer of all Mankind on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:46:00 PST

Some stuuf about me

Whats your Name: Matt Nickname: Noodle Age: 15 Birthday: 11-11-89 Location: Everett WA Sexual Preference: uuuhh...women? ; ) Height:6'0" Weight:140 lbs Body Type: way to f*cking skinny Eye co...
Posted by Noodle the Führer of all Mankind on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A thingy about stuff

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Desc...
Posted by Noodle the Führer of all Mankind on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Random blog about nothing

See the title, i was just bored
Posted by Noodle the Führer of all Mankind on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My first blog

OMFG i have two weeks to do the whole quarters worth of english and history homework. i probably should be doing that now, but im a f**king lazy ass bastard. oh well
Posted by Noodle the Führer of all Mankind on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST