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D-Rock

Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.

About Me

"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I f*ck like you wanna f*ck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways you are not." - Tyler Durden in Fight Club
"Life is a terminal condition." - Kris Carr, author Crazy Sexy Cancer
"King Kong ain't got shit on me!" - Alonzo in Training Day
"I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life...I just go on from day to day, taking what comes." - Frank Sinatra
"What we do in life echoes in eternity!" - Maximus in Gladiator
"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity" - Bullet Tooth Tony in Snatch
"I'm gonna hang out with my wang out. I'm gonna rock out with my c*ck out" - Stifler in American Wedding
"I maintain my pride in the face of men, but I abandon it before God, who drew me out of nothingness to make me what I am." - Edmund Dantes in The Count of Monte Cristo
"Rake like an All-Star, party like a rock star, and hammer like a porn star." - Jason Giambi
"Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels." - Frank Sinatra
"Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back." - Maximus in Gladiator
One of the greatest movie speeches ever:
Inches
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My Interests

Sports (Basketball, Football, Baseball, Soccer, Volleyball, and a little bit of everything else), traveling, music, bar-hopping (Off The Wagon baby!!!), reading, writing, art, hitting the gym, eating at good restaurants, cooking, and catching a good movie.

I'd like to meet:

These girls pretend like they don't know me...



"Good till your heart pops..."

Music:

DJ Khaled Ft Various - Im So Hood (Remix)
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Outkast - Bombs Over Baghdad
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Wisin Y Yandel - Sexy Movimiento
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Seal - Amazing
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U2, Frank Sinatra, Stevie Wonder, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Notorious BIG, Guns n' Roses, The Streets, The Mitchell Brothers, Professor Green, Amy Winehouse, Jamiroquai, Wu Tang Clan, Garth Brooks, Wyclef Jean, Sons of 21, Ray Charles, Outkast, Green Day, Daddy Yankee, Madonna, Metallica, Evanessence, The Offspring, Michael Jackson, Shakira, Buju Banton, Beenie Man, Jay-Z, 2 Pac, Talib Kweli, Keith Urban, The Killers, Duran Duran, Juanes, Elton John, Kid Rock, Linkin Park, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mos Def, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queen, Sean Paul, Don Omar, Al Green, Sam Cooke, James Brown, Beastie Boys, Gladys Knight, Barry White, Dr. Dre, Earth Wind and Fire, Nelly, Elvis Presley, Franz Ferdinand, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, The White Stripes, Jimi Hendrix, Beatles, Johnny Cash, Joss Stone, Coldplay, Luther Vandross, Brian McKnight, Mary J. Blige, Marvin Gaye, Ne-Yo, Nas, The Roots, Run DMC, Carlos Santana, Calle 13, Alejandro Sans, and plenty of others.

Movies:

Rocky, Gladiator, Snatch, Animal House, Ocean's 11, The Natural, Love Actually, Fight Club, Shane, Layer Cake, Top Gun, The Departed, Babel, Crash, Good Will Hunting, Primal Fear, Eastern Promises, Leon the Professional, The Godfather, The Untouchables, A Time To Kill, Zoolander, Legends of the Fall, Office Space, every James Bond movie, every Star Wars movie, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, American Pie, Dumb and Dumber, Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, Braveheart, The Bourne movies, the Spiderman movies, Rudy, Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Blades of Glory, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Waterboy, Rush Hour, Coming To America, Meet The Parents, The Birdcage, Big Daddy, Bridget Jones's Diary (yeah I said it), The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Transporter, Spy Game, 300, Mr. Deeds, The X-Men trilogy, and many more!!

Television:

The Office, Entourage, How I Met Your Mother, BBC World News, The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch, Law & Order, King of Queens reruns, My Name Is Earl, 30 Rock, American Idol, I Love Lucy reruns, The Soup, Jeopardy (Alex Trebek is a prick), SNL, Fox Soccer Channel, Food Network, History Channel, Mun2, and whatever's on ESPN or YES.

Books:

Fight Club, The Count of Monte Cristo, A Time To Kill, The Da Vinci Code, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, Man's Search For Meaning, Interview With The Vampire, Angels and Demons, Naked, Angela's Ashes, To Kill A Mockingbird, Siddartha, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Big Fish, The Iliad, The Odyssey, Dress Your Family In Corduroy and Denim, The Life of Reilly, Dracula

Heroes:

My parents, my brother, my wife, and the late great JC (Jesus is my righthand man).

My Blog

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly: 2007

As I prepare for the wonders to come in 2008, I cannot help but reflect on the year that passed.  With that said, I bring you The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly:  2007.   The Good: My hat...
Posted by D-Rock on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 06:28:00 PST

Jive Talking - December 10, 2007

Mike Vick was sentenced today to serve 23 months in a federal (pound-me-in-my-ass) prison for his involvement in the Bad Newz Kennels dog fighting ring.  Vick was ultimately found to be responsib...
Posted by D-Rock on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:16:00 PST

Friendship

Allow me to preface this by saying that I am in no way, shape, or form an expert on anything.  Shit.  I'm practically the village idiot.  However, if there is one thing I have learned i...
Posted by D-Rock on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:55:00 PST

Jive Talking - September 16, 2007

So this is what it's come down to:  Yankees versus Red Sox in mid-September.  I guess some things never change in sports.  But this year is different.  As of today the Red Sox have...
Posted by D-Rock on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 08:57:00 PST

Prizefighter

My mind is like a prizefighter:  beaten, battered, and bruised. I try to stay on my feet.  Winning's my only option so I better not lose. I'm throwing punches in my sleep yet I can't seem to...
Posted by D-Rock on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:31:00 PST

Heart Attack

Twisted like a winding staircase; My mind goes down, down, down, And out for the count. Thinking about you all day, Not able to focus on the task at hand, Not able to meet my life's demands. My heart ...
Posted by D-Rock on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:34:00 PST

Jive Talking - July 14, 2007

David Beckham was officially greeted by thousands of supporters at the Home Depot Center this past Friday in Carson, CA.  The arrival of David Beckham is the single biggest occurrence in the hist...
Posted by D-Rock on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 06:10:00 PST

Jive Talking - July 7, 2007

I was watching some of the Live Earth concert on TV today and couldn't help thinking exactly how much energy and trash will be wasted during these 18 hour concerts taking place on 7 different continen...
Posted by D-Rock on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 08:19:00 PST

Jive Talking - July 3, 2007

Welcome to the first edition of Jive Talking, a place for the random thoughts that cross my mind!  Today, I'd like to begin by saying how upset I am to hear that Barry "The Cream" Bonds is only 4...
Posted by D-Rock on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 05:55:00 PST

Death of the Profesional Athlete

How did it all begin?  How long have steroids been present in American sports and entertainment?  Testing for anabolic steroids did not begin in Olympic sports until just prior to the 1968 M...
Posted by D-Rock on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:18:00 PST