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Johnny Aultino

No offense! Just stretching my fingers

About Me

Just a few things that describe me:
Family
friends
going to stupid work
gym
dirtbike
beer
welding
traveling
camping
fishing
guns
tattoos
girls with guns and tattoos
comedy
making people laugh

My friends have told me that I'm funny. They have also told me that I have the worst jokes ever in life. It's hard, but I can deal with that. I don't lie, cheat or steal. I'm an honest and trustworthy guy. I'm also very loyal and if I love you I will die for you!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who need welding work done! Hit me up if you need some welding action.

I want to meet people who are just like me I guess. Save the drama. People who are spontaneous and down for whatever. I can basically have fun wherever I'm at.

It's really up to you to make things fun. If you can't, then you are probably a boring person.

Oh yeah, and if you have five thousand million friends, then don't bother asking me to add you. I want to actually meet people who are willing to hang out one day.

Also, if your a cute girl, you will probably get added. I'd like to meet people that share the belief that having long bangs in your face and wearing tight girl pants below your buns is terrible. Give your little sister her pants back immediately!

Music:

Music is good for the soul. Some of the music I like is Face to Face, The Misfits, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, The Damned, The Buzzcocks, The Adicts, The Dead Kennedys, Slayer, Social Distortion, Johnny Cash, The new York Dolls, The Ramones, NOFX, Bad Religion, Motorhead.......the list goes on and on.

Movies:

80's movies are the best ever in life, Braveheart, Bottlerocket, Rocky II, Goodfellas, blah,blah,blah

Television:

The Simpsons, The Family Guy, Discovery and History channels. Spanish channels are cool too because there is always hot chicks on them.

Books:

Hells Angel, Little Boy Blue, Dirt

Heroes:

Basically anyone who is willing to help people out. There aren't enough people like that out there.