Brita-Rae

Brita-Rae Winquist;; - ADJECTIVES.
Contradicting // Sarcastic // Theatrical // Ardent // Insecure // Random // Lustful // Malicious // Brusque // Analytical // Trivial // Desirous // Bizarre // Artful // illogical // Hypothetical // Cynical // Erotic // Impatient // Nostalgic // Facetious // Apprehensive // Delicate // Open Minded
I would be happier as a vampire in the 19th century. Passionate, mysterious, sexy and dark. Half the time I live in a world that doesn’t exist…A world were all my art creates itself.
I have little patience with reality Which has caused me to be an unhealthy day dreamer. Its let me down numerous times, but I wont stop. I live to imagine
I suckle on the tit of contradiction. I have a variety of complicated layers and they all contribute to the Brita you all know, despite how you portray me.
Oh and I've got an amazing boyfriend. He goes by the name of Dante. He’s red, has multiple speeds and takes double D batteries.
Yes kids…I learned the hard way…masturbation is not the answer!
My love life has to be drizzled with decadent indulgences; I’m no vanilla sex girl. This applies to all aspects of my life. Pleasure is key, no matter what you’re doing.
I have a vast amount of acquaintances, but an immaculate circle of friends. I prefer to keep it that way thank you.
I've learned to tolerate a lot of things....but some things I simply cannot....stupidity is one of those things... If you prove yourself a complete idiot to me…I will NOT deal with you. In that sense, yes, I am a complete and utter SNOB. Punt my cunt.
One of my biggest turn ons is intelligence. It’s fucking sexy! Even if you’re a bit nerdy. I love me some nerds! So with that said, if everything I say has to be followed by a definition…I will be instantly turned off.
The majority of my pet peeves involve annoying mannerisms in people. This is something I examine closely in the opposite sex along with body movement and his overall persona. My vagina decides weather you win or lose by these things…yee be warned….My vagina is judging you!
Actually there are very few things I judge people on. First impressions are shit. If I’ve learned anything thus far, it’s that everyone has their complications. I like to dissect people thoroughly before I base any strong opinions.
I’m a pretentious intellect. I’m really just a big ol nard-bomb with a decent vocabulary and really bad mathematical skills.
As I just stated I like to THINK I’m intelligent along with witty and nice…but sometimes I find I’m just stupid, intimidating and just plain mean. So uh…yeah…baby steps…
I have a horribly sarcastic and even sometimes cynical sense of humor…so my “apologize” ahead of time.
I have an immense appreciation for the simple things, such as kitties, natural humor, tickle fights and long lasting conversations about nothing in particular.
I don’t envy the girl with the prettiest face and most slender of figures. I envy a girl with confidence, intelligence, and charm. There are a million beautiful people in the world that fail to get recognized. Those are the ones I want surrounding me.
I am completely oblivious as to where my attraction for gore comes from….but it’s a good thing…a very, very, very good thing…along with Edward Norton and Craig Ferguson….heh.
I’d rather live inside of a good RPG game than here. I’d rather fight ogres and slimy globules of goop to stay alive…rather than working at winners to put food in my fridge…
I have a miniscule amount of piercings and it saddens me. I have lobes, navel, labret, double nostrils, septum, and diagonal nipple piercings. I am DEFINITELY getting more in the future. This goes for tattoos as well. I have none currently…but…that…shall…not…last… *shakes fist*
I love all variations of art, from drawing, painting to writing and acting. All forms of self expression and emotion capture and drive me.
I’m going to be blunt….I like being indoors… And if I must be forced to wonder outside an edifice it’s preferably at night. I adore the evening. I think it’s beautiful, romantic, mysterious and over all…it comforts me.
Speaking of Romantic…I am definitely a hopeless one…crap!
I’m open about absolutely everything. My brain has no boundaries. I also will not tone down for you, so be prepared if you dare speak with me.
SO …with all this said.
TRY ME.
PS;;
I ROCK TITS!