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Exploits of the Dead

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Exploits of the Dead hail from Lancaster UK playing a chilling brand of metal whilst covering you in blood and gore. Many special celebrity guests appear with the band at their shows, needless to say, they get killed.
Taken from the Journal of the Dead:October 3rd 2007
"We find ourselves in hell. What the fuck?! How did we end up here?!.... We walk the only path we can see through the thick dust, the flames lick our skin and disfigure our appearance.
We journey across firey pits and unstable terrain, towards what exactly we have no idea, but we don't like where this is going.."

Taken from the Journal of the Dead:October 4th 2007
The night was cruel. Screams could be heard coming from all directions, souls paying the price of a life led in sin. We awoke to find ourselves surrounded by monsters. Giant, hideous creatures with wings carry us to a large stone structure. The centre of Hell.
It is here we met Hades, ruler of Hell.
"I have a mission for you." Boomed Hades. "You have been brought before me because I need servants in the human world to carry out my work. I have noticed an alarming drop in the amount of customers coming through my gates. This leads me to believe the human race are embracing God and leading productive lives. You must put a stop to this. I need more dead bodies to sustain the adequate running of Hell."

Taken from the Journal of the Dead:October 30th 2007
The last month has been spent preparing for our return to the human world. We were taught the ways of the undead, the power to fight the humans...to break their spirits and lead their souls straight to Hell....he called it 'Horrorock" We must take to the stages of the world with our music, letting the screams cry out as we murder the audience.
Tomorrow is Halloween night. October 31st 2007. The beginning of our mission.
Taken from the Journal of the Dead:October 31st 2007
...........Cry havoc and let loose the Dogs of War!
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Member Since: 5/7/2006
Band Website: No time for internets, humans to kill."No time for internets, humans to kill.
Band Members: Fritz-66:- Screams of the Underworld.
Ebeneezer Skulls:- Evil Strings.
Vyrus:- Decomposed Distortion.
JuJu Joe:- Drums of Hell.
Sounds Like: Crunching a skull and sucking out the brains.
Type of Label: Major

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