Editor’s Note |
Hello, Good Evening, and Happy New Year. I realize in my previous blog entries I appear to have been, how do I say this, completely drunk. From now on, I will refrain from writing in this blog while i...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:41:00 GMT |
Dad, make up your mind. |
So I agreed to take the LSATs, basically to shut my father up. I'm on the KAPLAN course and all that crap.
Sunday night, I noticed that the books had arrived for me, and I left them on the counter, kn...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:39:00 GMT |
Proof I am officially obsessed with the Howard Stern Show. |
I had a sex dream about Jackie Martling.
Please be kind.
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 17:09:00 GMT |
God, I’m fat. |
I'm not even going to weigh myself. I'm just going to diet until I get to that point--it's not necessarily starvation, but my internal stomach shrinks so much, that my external one follows suit.
As fo...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:36:00 GMT |
An open letter to my father |
Dear Dad:
Stop it. Just stop it. Stop crawling up my ass and nagging the shit out of me for things that don't matter. You don't need a copy of my resume. I don't need to spend hours drawing one up tha...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 19:10:00 GMT |
Graduation, and other things. |
So, yeah. I'm graduating. I scratched, clawed, punched and stabbed my way through four gruesome years at WCC, and now, in terms of the academic worst, it will soon be over. I didn't think I'd mak...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 10:57:00 GMT |
DOs and DONTs of showing your apartment to prospective renters |
DON'T
-clean up the place
-be cheerful and inviting
-show things that may need special attention (i.e. leaky faucet, drafty window)
-get out of the way if necessary
DO
-make sure you look like you cra...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 12:10:00 GMT |
Artie Lange has left the building |
I just woke up and heard the news. It’s like when people talk about when they first heard JFK was shot or when 9/11 happened--they always remember where they were when they heard it. I was tople...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:12:00 GMT |
A mash of my favorite Marquis de Sade quotations |
"All universal moral principles are idle fancies."
"I’ve already told you: the only way to a woman’s heart is along the path of torment. I know none other as sure."
"Lust is to the other p...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:58:00 GMT |
Romanticism Hath Truly Died |
I was a dumb motherfucker.
I was stupid enough to believe that rock n’ roll would save the world.
I was idiotic enough to believe that world peace was obtainable.
I was retarded enough to think ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:25:00 GMT |
