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Swallow

About Me

www.swallowmag.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Writers (but remove head from ass first, please), extra talented artists, pitbull publicists, happy young models, discriminating scenesters (we know), druggie ballerinas, fresh designers, tech hounds, sugar daddies/mamas, danceable musicians, new bffs from all over everywhere, and anyone who is down to rile shit up. Extra points for any of the above if you’re a girl and you know how to make your own seat on the bus. Kisses to everybody who we’re already friends with, too—we definitely have the prettiest crew on all of MySpace. Keep it sucked-in, pulled-up, and extra tight, ladies!

Issue #5--The Skinny is online now at www.swallowmag.com! Godly anorexics, hysterical Latin females, lollipops, crack, faux-Parisian rappers, bruised fruit--calorie-free, high fructose corn syrup goodness! Also, a special message from everybody's favorite white girl Amanda Blank--all the way live. Not eating apparently makes you super irritable! SWALLOW is the skinniest bitch around.

Swallow At Night Mixtape Riot 8
Steam, palm fronds, narcs, super sweet sixteens, menthol, terrycloth hot pants, plastic baggies, underage rappers, extra svelte pink fliers--read the full booking report of Mixtape Riot 8/Swallow 5 releae party at www.swallowmag.com. This here's what you call a PARTY.

Issue #4--Starfuckers is online now at www.swallowmag.com! Swag sniffing, Manolo wielding, bitchfighting, urban hunting, Ultra Light hacking, social hiking, bossy, anorexic, Hollywood creaming, bleached, tanned, waxed, bruised knee, sore jaw, wholly organic, extra premium STARFUCKERS!

Swallow brought the pink to Mixtape Riot 7! Read the full round-up at www.swallowmag.com. Get jealous.

Love Resurrection or A Benefit for the Soul of Lindsay Lohan 5.23.06

To read issue 3, the underage issue, hit up www.swallowmag.com

To read issue 2, inside Lindsay's diary, hit up www.swallowmag.com

To read issue 1, and see if Kate can take 13, hit up www.swallowmag.com

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