the HUMPING pirate [♥] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

- My name is Emily
- I graduated from Wilson Area High School, Northampton Community College with an Associates in Culinary Arts, the Art Institute of Philadelphia with a Baking and Pastry diploma, and now I am attending East Stroudsburg University for Elementary Education to become a homec teacher- I love to hang out with My Bestie, My Drunkoooo, Anthony- I heart Shruty's pub or any bar for that matter- I like having deep conversations- I like to meet exciting people- I am very friendly but tend to trust people way to quickly which is my downfall- I am very crazy- I have no shame- I love to hump- I would do anything for my friends- The people I care about are the ones who like me for me and cause no drama- I LOATHE drama- I have the best boyfriend in the world- I can touch my tongue to my nose- I am pretty flexible- I have this obsession with ducks, giraffes, cheese, converse, alcohol, and sour cream- I am random- I heart skulls- I love alcohol- I am not good with come backs- I love hot pink- I love converse- I wanna meet Gerard Way and KISS BADLY- I breathe loud when I sleep- I love makeup- I love rock, punk, heavy metal, emo music- If you hurt my feelings or anyone close to me once....You will never hear from me ever again because I then know that I can't trust you (Sounds harsh but it's the truth and I learned the hard way)- MAF and MEE are my mamas and I love them- I am Calabrian/Italian and talk very loud- I twirl my hair all the time- I love carbs, pasta, and anything with yeast in it (Beer for example)- I love burnt marshmellows- Pumpkin is my favorite squash- I am 21! BEST EVER!- I have been to Italy, the Southern Carribbean, the Western Carribbean and I plan on having a group of my bestest go on a cruise in the near future or Las Vegas....Which ever comes first :)- I am not too fond of filets of fish or scrambled eggs (Deviled and sunnyside up are fine)....Other than that I love every food known to man- I want to learn to play the guitar- I wanna be a pirate!!!!!!- Oh and I love to hump :)
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My Interests

Friends, Anthony, dancing (15 years at Mrs. Pat's Stage Door Studio), cooking, partying, being Italian, humping, Shruty's Pub, eating, baking, chocolate, pasta, bread, bacon, bracelets with studs, chokers, Emily the Strange, candles, glitter, nailpolish, hot pink, belts, ice cream, my leather jacket, singing, warm socks, guitars, peanut butter, skull and crossbones, truffles, liquor, juice, Over the Edge, cheese, Hot Topic, warm pastries with ice cream, my nonna's meatballs, salt, fuzzy things, short skirts, gel, spikey hair, squash, pumpkin, hearty soups, smores, sprite, water, corn on the cob, prime rib, asparagus, tomatoes, crab legs, lobster, cruises, Southern Carribbean, Western Carribbean, Ocean City Maryland, Costa Maya, margaritas, Captian Dickhead, cookies, New York, Captian Morgan's mango rum, the beach, tanning, swimming, snow, stars, flowers, fettucini alfredo, shrimp, ducks, giraffes, sleeping, talking, taking pictures, being crazy, ranch dressing, Italy, chili cheese fries, hot dogs, pancakes, waffles, banana nut french toast, hot chocolate, make-up, smelly stuff, leopard print, Chinese steamed dumplings, Mexican food, Japanese Hibachi restaurants, pirates, foccacia, blackbeard ale, cream cheese cupcakes, pizza, big macs, whoppers, beef and cheddars, KFC bowls, gauges, beer, listening to music, concerts, being creative with decopauging, scrap books, Senor Frogs, Carlos and Charles, kissing, hugging, quarters, sour cream, drunken phone calls, mashed potatoes, converse, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, goat cheese, Ice 101, The Brew Works

I'd like to meet:

ShaneWest

GerardWay

SteveVai

SkeetUlrich

HaydenChristensen

JohnnyDepp

Gwar

KISS

PaulRudd

Spiderman

HarryPotter

FaithNoMore

Bestie's Forever♥

Music:

I like all music pretty much except Country but some of my favorites areeee:
A.F.I., Akon, Avenged Seven Fold, Avril Lavigne, Aerosmith, Cartel, Chingy, Ciara, Def Leopard, Faith No More, Fall Out Boy, From First to Last, Green Day, Guns and Roses, GWAR, Hawthorne Heights, Jack Johnson, Jimmy Eat World, Kill Switch Engage, Kiss, Lifehouse, Lit, Madonna, Matchbook Romance, Ministry, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, New Found Glory, Offspring, Panic! at the Disco, Pantera, Plain White T's, Primus, Relient K, Rob Zombie, Simple Plan, Smashing Pumpkins, SR-71, Story of the Year, Sugarcult, Sum 41, System of a Down, Academy Is, The Beatles, The Bravery, The Exies, The Kill, The Killers, The Shins, The Used, These Silhouettes, Three Days Grace, Trapt, T-Pain, Tool, Underoath, Velvet Revolver, Yellowcard Ciara - Like a boy

Movies:

Phantom of the Opera, My Cousin Vinny (All time favorite), RENT, A Walk to Remember, Double Jeopardy, The Notebook, Napoleon Dynamite, Ever After, Garden State, Meet the Fockers, Half Baked, For Richer or Poorer, Dracula Dead and Loving it, Stigmata, Twister, Old School, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Elf, Head Over Heels, Lord of the Rings (All three), Stir of Echoes, Saw, Spiderman movies, HARRY POTTER MOVIES, Clueless, Don't Say a Word, Pirates of the Carribean (Another all time favorite), Van Helsing, Badder Santa, Troy, Pay it Foward, Empire Records, The Life of David Gale, Wedding Crashers, Clue, League of their Own, Shawshank Redemption, Dazed and Confused, Spanglish, Fried Green Tomatoes, Hook, StepMom, Grandmas Boy, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal Rising, Dirty Dancing, Now and Then, Things I Hate About You, The Green Mile, Center Stage, My Big Fat Greek Wedding (So my family only Greek haha), Knocked Up Saw it on broadway Feburary 25th 2007!

Television:

Friends, Cartoon Network (Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Futurama, Harvey Birdman, and Sea Lab), Will and Grace, Home Improvement, Full House, Step by Step, TV Food Network, Unsolved Mysteries, Everwood, Golden Girls, Growing Pains

Books:

Harry Potter, Fried Green Tomatoes, To Kill a Mockingbird

Heroes:

Sach Long RIP November 3rd 2006 - Old Uncle Nick RIP

My Blog

I need your helppppppp!

So I am going to this wedding in July on Staten Island with Anthony for his best friend Carmela anddddd here is my dress! The place the reception is at is REALLY nice so I had to get something li...
Posted by the HUMPING pirate [♥] on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:10:00 PST

Atlantic City baby!

So I am a tad excited! Morgan, Ashley (Our boss), and myself are going to Atlantic City next month! Check out the place we are staying! http://www.expedia.com/pub/agent.dll?qscr=dspv&&itid =&a...
Posted by the HUMPING pirate [♥] on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:34:00 PST

I cost $2090 HA!

Natural Hair Color:[ ] Redhead/auburn - $50[ ] Brunette - $75[x] Blonde - $50[ ] Black - $15[ ] Bald - $5[ ] other-$100 Eye Color:[x] Blue - $100[x] Green - $75[ ] Brown - $50[ ] Hazel - $25[x]...
Posted by the HUMPING pirate [♥] on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:30:00 PST

TothepeoplewhohavechangedmyLIFE

If you have changed my life in any way at all.....You are in here. Just read....It doesn't say your name, they're in no particular order. You will have to figure it out. It shouldn't be that hard! 1. ...
Posted by the HUMPING pirate [♥] on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST

Iamgonnagetmushy

After the news I heard I really learned to appreciate what I have....I have the best family and the best FRIENDS! I wouldn't change that for anything in the world! So this is to my girls who make my l...
Posted by the HUMPING pirate [♥] on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:42:00 PST

If I was

If you were______What would you be?[A flower] A rose or a lily[A fruit] A blood orange ha![A vegetable] Asparagus[A spice] Saffron[A color] Hot pink[A bug] A dragonflyShort Answer[Are you left handed ...
Posted by the HUMPING pirate [♥] on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST

I'm a girl who loves the Black Parade

1.What color is your bra? What bra haha2. Did you ever lie about your age? Nah....Takes too much effort3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"? Uhhh a mix! I mean I wouldn't want the guy to ...
Posted by the HUMPING pirate [♥] on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:20:00 PST

RIPOldUncleNick

My uncle just died last night My nonno's brother that is......And Anthony's arm is acting up again......What a greattttttttttttt way to wake up in the morning...
Posted by the HUMPING pirate [♥] on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:47:00 PST

It's December 1st and you know what that means?!

ONLY 9 MORE DAYS UNTIL MAMAS NIGHT ...
Posted by the HUMPING pirate [♥] on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

Jelloshots.doublerumandcokes.Cherrywheatsamadams. = YUM

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? Anthony2. Name four places you've worked? Susan's Catering, Redners, Sugar, Perryville Inn (Now)3. Do you sleep with the TV on? Sometimes when I nap4. H...
Posted by the HUMPING pirate [♥] on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:32:00 PST